Monday, November 04, 2019

Excerpt from "How Not to Become a Millennial"

As luck would have it, after the Ole Capmeister got a 100% clean bill of health, he immediately caught a cold, losing his voice in the process.  Unfortunately, he won't be doing much podcasting this week, saving what voice remains for Asshole Consulting requests, but thankfully Mr. Elkins, Mr. Athamlookdatup, and perhaps the Masculine Geeks will sub for him. In the meantime, Cappy has been blasting away at his book, but decided to give you Agents in the Field a little taste, a little skosh of this latest work.

"Some 30 years later we have our answer to the great experiment.  Human nature, with its 100 billion participants, 2 million year track record, and derived “conventional wisdom” absolutely knows better than the social “scientists” and their precious social “sciences.”  Matter of fact, not only was nature better, but the social “scientists” were absolutely, completely wrong about well…everything.  It’s almost as if they purposely set out to come up with the absolute worst possible advice ever, arguably aiming to destroy a generation rather than deliver it to utopia.  And the Millennial generation proves it.

Though by no fault of their own, the Millennials are by all means a disaster.  They are an abomination, an abortion of a generation where – horrible as it may be to say this - the majority of them would have been better off never being born.  And while we will delve into the details and proof of this disaster in the next chapter, any cursory review of articles, stories, or anecdotes written about the Millennials has shown a complete and utter failure to launch.

Millennials are so crippled with debt many will never achieve the American dream of home ownership, let alone be able to retire.

Millennials have completely useless degrees that give them no skills to survive or succeed in the real world.  Worse, most of said degrees impair Millennials further by indoctrinating them into self-pitying political ideologies that make them liabilities, not assets, to any potential employer.

Millennials have more mental health issues than any generation before them, but this optimistically assumes their mental health problems are genuine.  What’s an even scarier prospect is the chance these mental illnesses are being faked or made up, merely to beget attention, disability status, or something as sad and pathetic as pity.  And worse than that, how much of said mental illnesses were a function of bad parenting or their parents using mental illness as an excuse to not parent at all versus an actual mental illness among Millennials?

Speaking of parents, Millennials live at home at levels only southern Europeans could dream of, often times living at home well into their 30’s.  This certainly does not help family formation, let alone their love lives.  Of course, this optimistically assumes Millennials know what their sexuality is as they’ve made up 48 genders apparently out of thin air.

They’ve destroyed colleges, universities, and higher education, not only inflating the market with unnecessary tuition dollars for worthless degrees, but made the college environment toxic with safe-spaces, anti-free speech codes, constantly being “offended,” false rape allegations, and a War-of-the-Sexes that made the 1960’s America and Soviet Union look downright chummy. 

They are romantically and socially stunted.  They’re addicted to their phones, social media, and dating sites, yet are DEATHLY afraid to go out on a date, ask a girl out, say yes to a date, or just socialize in “meat-space.”  And yet, despite being in the prime of their youth, record numbers of them report never going on dates, never having a boy/girlfriend, being a virgin, having no friends, and being lonely.  Most boys stay at home, jerk off to porn, and play their video games.  Most girls live on their smart phones trading real love in for digital attention.  And every great once in a while one of them loses it, goes “incel,” and shoots up a place or two in sexual frustration.

They love their politics more than their fellow human, their political causes more than any kind of real profession or job they might have.  They’re more than happy to replace the family with the state and in a warped sense some of them prefer to work, commute, and pay taxes than stay at home and raise their own damn children.

And like their politics they take more value in conforming to their culture by getting tattoos, dying their hair purple, grooming perfectly effete beards, implanting ear gauges, shaving half their heads, and in general being physically repulsive than they do any accomplishment like starting a business, building a product, paying off their debts, building a house, starting a family, working out, or supporting themselves. 

They are fatherless, purposeless, rudderless, lonely, unhappy, indebted, talentless, meaningless, leaderless, unaccomplished, and have no agency or purpose in this world.  They are a failing generation who are simply unable to support themselves, resulting in an unsustainable society that will collapse, not a utopia.  But above all else, they are blinding, irrefutable proof that the social “sciences” were dead wrong and human nature was 100% right.  Fancy 50 year old social theories about family formation, economics, politics, work, education, child-rearing, meaning, gender and what have you don’t hold a candle to the wisdom all of human history has accumulated.  And unless we acknowledge the failure of the social “sciences” and revert back to common sense, future generations can expect to have the same level of success, wealth, happiness, and love as the Millennials."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Millennials live at home at levels only southern Europeans could dream of, often times living at home well into their 30’s. This certainly does not help family formation, let alone their love lives."

Mark Steyn wrote in his book, "America Alone," over 17 years ago that the amount of Europeans living at home in their 30s, esepcially men, was catastrophic and their situation would have gotten most American men laughed out of the bar.

Amazing what can change in one generation.

Tucanae Services said...

"Millennials have more mental health issues than any generation before them, but this optimistically assumes their mental health problems are genuine. What’s an even scarier prospect is the chance these mental illnesses are being faked or made up, merely to beget attention, disability status, or something as sad and pathetic as pity. And worse than that, how much of said mental illnesses were a function of bad parenting or their parents using mental illness as an excuse to not parent at all versus an actual mental illness among Millennials?"

I blame the K-12 system. It is easier to slap a label, "ADHD", on a child than take him/her to the principal for 'adjustment' (in my day the whistling sound of the paddle applied appropriately). Said child now gets a 'counselor', in one case via a skype call out of Zambia, then a proscribed therapy riddled with drugs.

Having now acquired the label said student can also get 'accommodation' -- extra times for tests, more excused absences, tutoring, etc. At some point regardless of whether true or not the kid comes to believe they deserve/are a defect.

'Reality' Doug said...

Captain, I think you can do better on the title. I like either one of these better:

Not How To Become a Millennial

How To Not Become a Millennial

To as an auxiliary verb should always be capitalized. To as a preposition may not be. The commoner's usage of 'not to X' is stupid, supposing the opposite of 'to X'. 'I ignored someone not to be mean' does not convey why I ignored someone. It only conveys that the reason was not to be mean. Maybe I was being watched by the State and wanted to protect someone. I certainly did not ignore someone to not be mean as in to avoid being mean. 'Not to be mean' used as 'to not be mean' is what the churls do. I think the first variation above has panache because it's clear to the point of literary bluntness. Lay down the smack down, Cappy. You could also go with something like: How to Escape Being a Millennial. Of course you are the capable marketeer, not me. If you want to talk that Millennial vernacular, you got it the way you have the title.

Anonymous said...

Our civilization is being picked to the bone by progressives. They find a target, lets say the boy scouts. Then they either take it over by the courts and or join in and kill it from the inside. after it is a social pariah they then move on to the next , lets say the NBA, or other organization they despise . it is systematic and intentional. If our republic survives it will be a miracle. It all boils down to a quote by Adams "The constitution is designed for a civil amd moral people. It is wholly inadequate for any other". the progressive democrat are the other he refers to.

TheTrophyOne said...

F this generation, of which I am apart of.

As a teen, I dreamed of an adult life with friends to do physical activities with (cut wood, work out, hike, etc.) and girls who looked pretty, but still wanted to work and liked the idea of having husbands and babies.

If you're a single man, in your 30's, here's an excercise I found to relieve depression when wishing your social life could be better.

List all of the good qualities that make you a catch...a solid guy. Next, think," Do modern women REALLY deserve someone like me???"

With their basic bitch travel lust and love for yoga, feminist attitudes, tatted and pierced up bodies, NOT TO MENTION USED UP ASSES, and their love for wearing PINK and liking Niki Minaj THE ANSWER IS A STARK

FUCK NO!!!!!!


Friday Night and I just ate comfort food and watched tv. This is what takes the place of my would be family.
THANKS AMERI-GARBITCHES!!!