tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post8001570415536932340..comments2024-03-25T15:17:04.488-07:00Comments on Captain Capitalism: Can a Rationalization Hamster Be Killed?Captain Capitalismhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05620212946121617985noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-5251257415147274052012-05-07T10:23:22.945-07:002012-05-07T10:23:22.945-07:00The parasite Toxoplasma gondii reproduces itself b...The parasite Toxoplasma gondii reproduces itself by altering the behavior of the rodents it infests, to make them more vulnerable to being eaten by cats. When the rat is eaten, the toxoplasma parasite is eaten along with it, and the parasite is then able to reproduce inside the cat, which is its natural home. <br /><br />Toxoplasmosis is the most perfect analogy that could be found, for the rationalization hamster. If all goes well, the infected hamster keeps the woman single unto death, and her body is eaten by cats. As her own body is eaten, so is her inner hamster, and the lifecycle of the parasite is complete. The cat then sheds the parasite in its manure, infecting some other woman's inner rationalization hamster, and the cycle continues. <br /><br />Interestingly, toxoplasmosis causes the rat to be attracted (rather than repelled) by the smell of cat urine, so that the rat is drawn to its doom. The affinity for the smell of cat urine is occasionally observed in cat-loving spinsters as well, at least judging by the aroma of their dwellings.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-47361893112585349422012-05-05T19:19:13.836-07:002012-05-05T19:19:13.836-07:00Yes, they can be killed. Im proof. However, I am...Yes, they can be killed. Im proof. However, I am also not dating nor looking to date. I do not think I would make a good wife and I do not want to be a back-up pump so that raises the "killed" question. Maybe it will rise up as some zombie critter if I ever do date again?<br /><br />I guess we will see. So far though McCoy himself would say "He's dead Jim!" <br /><br />It does involve consequences being met and shouldered but it also requires introspection, realizing something is not right, and self-awareness or a staring kernel of it. If that aint there, it is Wheel of Fortune time.sisterbratnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-40128822758828899242012-05-04T10:41:08.926-07:002012-05-04T10:41:08.926-07:00A 56-year-old woman who might have been a 9 some 2...A 56-year-old woman who might have been a 9 some 25 years before is a 1.5 now.<br /><br />They never can seem to realize this.<br /><br />The woman is a spinster -- a word that should come back and be used one self-deluded women.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16046202647270439670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-89395023640861183292012-05-03T23:51:49.471-07:002012-05-03T23:51:49.471-07:00My mother got the same reaction when she gave her ...My mother got the same reaction when she gave her eternally single engineer brother the photo and phone number of my sister's first grade teacher. My rather homely uncle didn't call her because she wasn't pretty enough.<br /><br />Sometimes you just don't want to succeed, because then you'd realize how many years you wasted being a loser.Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-70394261815634917102012-05-03T03:10:16.969-07:002012-05-03T03:10:16.969-07:00Anonymous,
The rationalization hamster is that par...Anonymous,<br />The rationalization hamster is that part of your brain that runs at full speed but never goes anywhere. It's the mechanism for denial and justification. Whatever you want to believe, it's your hamster that finds a way to make your belief "true," in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. It's mantra is "Yes, but...)<br /><br />Men have hamsters too, but since they're not nearly as sheltered from the consequences of their beliefs, men tend to maintain better control over their hamsters. Men usually have to learn from their mistakes. Women, not so much.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06896718673192738974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-73953765721836120052012-05-03T02:07:33.776-07:002012-05-03T02:07:33.776-07:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxA79rsq1JM
Oh my,...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxA79rsq1JM<br /><br />Oh my, gen X vs gen X, hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-2547077790719262352012-05-02T23:34:24.281-07:002012-05-02T23:34:24.281-07:00What they said. Women don't want solutions to...What they said. Women don't want solutions to their problems. They just like to bitch and moan.Archnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-79197066039443321962012-05-02T20:39:06.931-07:002012-05-02T20:39:06.931-07:00When a woman says she wants something, actually ve...When a woman says she wants something, actually verbalizes it rather than expecting you to be able to read it from her mind, you can be certain that she most definitely does not want what she says she wants. In this case what she is saying is that she hopes she never finds a good man because then she would having nothing to complain about to her friends and would no longer be able to play the martyr. Having something to complain about and have people feel sorry for you is unfortunately most womens idea of ultimate happiness. You are using your male problem solving skills for a problem she does not want solved. Don't feed the hamster.James Wolfenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-48195782842700474812012-05-02T19:35:33.672-07:002012-05-02T19:35:33.672-07:00Nice try at the white knight thing but ultimately ...Nice try at the white knight thing but ultimately wasted. Sometimes women just want to bitch. They don't want a solution to the problem, they just want to whine about it and elicit sympathy. You listen, nod, move on to someone else. The rationalization hamster needs to be watched as it runs on its wheel: "Look at me! Look at me! I am working so @#$%&#$ hard". Whenever a woman starts with the "Oh, it's so hard to find a man" routine, it is simply functionally equivalent to "I'm not Haaaappppy". They're not happy now and they were not happy with their previous guy (and there was always a previous guy), but rather than admit that they might have to change, they instead project the problem on to everyone else.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-82100907271065432482012-05-02T19:29:26.268-07:002012-05-02T19:29:26.268-07:00The hamster will survive so long as consequences f...The hamster will survive so long as consequences for her decisions do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-86442458750343185932012-05-02T19:12:09.264-07:002012-05-02T19:12:09.264-07:00Can a Rationalization Hamster Be Killed?
No.
de...Can a Rationalization Hamster Be Killed? <br /><br />No.<br /><br />detiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-83264061165903593292012-05-02T19:01:08.013-07:002012-05-02T19:01:08.013-07:00A good question. All the women I know that don...A good question. All the women I know that don't have a hamster wheel never had one. I've never heard of someone realizing (generally too late) who's really responsible for their woes. As a rule they seem to just double down on denial.daniel_reamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02403549053471947069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-30050402857716233122012-05-02T18:33:13.748-07:002012-05-02T18:33:13.748-07:00Mine wore itself out years ago, trying to keep up ...Mine wore itself out years ago, trying to keep up with the gals. Every now and then it makes a little squeak, but I just give it "the look" (I was a substitute teacher) and walk away. It's not dead, but it's fairly well trained.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06896718673192738974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-6932564523959579372012-05-02T18:17:45.693-07:002012-05-02T18:17:45.693-07:00Jargon!
Gentlemen please - what is a rationaliza...Jargon! <br /><br />Gentlemen please - what is a rationalization hamster??? I can't find it explained anywhere!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-43279526980303169752012-05-02T17:04:34.368-07:002012-05-02T17:04:34.368-07:00Partly she was just complaining to complain. They ...Partly she was just complaining to complain. They don't want anyone to fix stuff for them. Then they wouldn't have anything to complain about.jaerichohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08721378819936697447noreply@blogger.com