tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post2014121204457554870..comments2024-03-25T15:17:04.488-07:00Comments on Captain Capitalism: Watering My Plant With Diet Red BullCaptain Capitalismhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05620212946121617985noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-81805422331785556062012-04-18T06:50:21.791-07:002012-04-18T06:50:21.791-07:00Coffee is actually good for many plants; coffee gr...Coffee is actually good for many plants; coffee grounds make excellent fertilizer for things like rose bushes. (And absolutely terrible for many others.)<br /><br />I grew a potato plant once on nothing but coffee grounds. Grew terrifically well for several months up until it caught a weird fungus. (In retrospect, the lack of drainage was an issue.)Orphanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15676965414376632002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-47847740640806743702012-04-17T19:35:01.262-07:002012-04-17T19:35:01.262-07:00Its got what plants crave.Its got what plants crave.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-78020404309977335402012-04-17T11:13:49.488-07:002012-04-17T11:13:49.488-07:00President Camacho would approve.President Camacho would approve.Captain Capitalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05620212946121617985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-83331869631469677522012-04-17T11:04:45.739-07:002012-04-17T11:04:45.739-07:00It's got electrolytes!It's got electrolytes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-8704412333291530432012-04-17T10:13:14.413-07:002012-04-17T10:13:14.413-07:00OK, I have to defend the Captain here for a minute...OK, I have to defend the Captain here for a minute.<br /><br />Yes, he is a bachelor with a live green plant. However, he was given the plant because of a couple of factors. <br /><br />1. Said plant only requires INFREQUENT watering.<br />2. Cap is keeping it in his office at work where there are women who will pay attention to said plant if need be.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-36515377937597880472012-04-17T08:29:54.841-07:002012-04-17T08:29:54.841-07:00All I can think of is "Idiocracy."
:o)All I can think of is "Idiocracy."<br /><br />:o)Joan of Argghh!https://www.blogger.com/profile/14729682908266300507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-42165569862522624732012-04-17T07:10:04.893-07:002012-04-17T07:10:04.893-07:00Rumplemintz? All I can think of: http://4.bp.blog...Rumplemintz? All I can think of: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VXNWSr1UpT4/SnZzOZMKCaI/AAAAAAAAApw/RQ0vUc3AcDQ/s1600/the%2Bstoned%2Bage2.JPGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-86554818542281560072012-04-17T07:09:55.734-07:002012-04-17T07:09:55.734-07:00Hold on!
You are a bachelor and yet you have a LI...Hold on!<br /><br />You are a bachelor and yet you have a LIVE, green living plant in your pad?<br /><br />We going to suspect one of two things:<br /><br />A. Very regular visits from womenfolk.<br />B. You are "that kind" of boy, not that there's anything wrong with that.<br /><br />(Caveat: The above does not apply if you own a tractor.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com