tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post7040601176780702176..comments2024-03-25T15:17:04.488-07:00Comments on Captain Capitalism: Spit on the FaceCaptain Capitalismhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05620212946121617985noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-48815382465862039502009-03-08T16:17:00.000-07:002009-03-08T16:17:00.000-07:00ah, reminds me of Seinfeld season 8, episode 3 ("T...ah, reminds me of Seinfeld season 8, episode 3 ("The Bizarro Jerry").johngfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04129691306508459301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-91723625989586502602009-03-01T11:40:00.000-08:002009-03-01T11:40:00.000-08:00Try looking at it this way, don't you get her spit...Try looking at it this way, don't you get her spit on you in other ways? Is it cause she used her thumb and not her tongue? (not making any assumptions here, so if you aren't, you're at least planning on it at some point in the relationship, right?) I hope you don't wipe your mouth after a kiss. At least as a woman, that's how I see it, fwiw. But I hope you let her know it bothered you, cause she probably has no idea it did. <BR/><BR/>Oh and Happy Birthday! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-938499582946953052009-03-01T08:00:00.000-08:002009-03-01T08:00:00.000-08:00She wants to have your babies. It was her way of ...She wants to have your babies. It was her way of showing you how she would tenderly care for your many, many children.Michael Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14743374948688708232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-89065626440576403942009-02-28T19:29:00.000-08:002009-02-28T19:29:00.000-08:00News flash! Not all women see men as nothing more ...News flash! Not <I>all</I> women see men as nothing more than oversized toddlers charmingly afflicted by delusions of intelligence and competence!!! (But way too many do, which gives the rest of us a bad rap.)<BR/><BR/>That said, I can't really tell from your story if that's what's going on, or if your girl has just watched too many chick flicks.<BR/><BR/>A guy and a girl at a restaurant, the guy gets some food on his face and girl rubs it off with spit likes he's a little boy, guy sits there with stunned expression and says "did you just do what I thought you did?" and end scene with girl giggling while she runs off to the car -- that really does sound like something out of a badly-written chick flick. <BR/><BR/>Captain, did you actually follow up with your girl and <B>say</B> "seriously, I'm a grown man and if I have food on my face, just tell me -- I'm not a kid and I don't like being treated like one" (or words to that effect)? Or did you just stew about it and then vent on your blog? Because women aren't mind readers and it's quite possible she has no idea how much that grossed you out and annoyed you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-21155324567607603832009-02-28T18:46:00.000-08:002009-02-28T18:46:00.000-08:00I was 33 at the time of day she was buying me sush...I was 33 at the time of day she was buying me sushi!<BR/><BR/>I had to explain this to mom too!Captain Capitalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05620212946121617985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-55848275648336540652009-02-28T18:29:00.000-08:002009-02-28T18:29:00.000-08:00I've had a carpet on my chest since high school so...I've had a carpet on my chest since high school so hair isn't a good way of indicating age. Except ear hair but that is associated more with geezers.<BR/>Saliva thumb is just gross. Even if it is a little kid with a mom who does it, it's still gross. If you're vindictive I say that a wet willy would make it even.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-3064461002862414262009-02-28T16:31:00.000-08:002009-02-28T16:31:00.000-08:00CaptainYou're not 33. You're 34. You were born F...Captain<BR/><BR/>You're not 33. You're 34. <BR/><BR/>You were born February 19, 1975 - I was there. If you subtract 1975 from 2009 you get 34.<BR/><BR/>Tell me Captain - is there any relationship between economics and basic math?<BR/><BR/>Your loving fatherAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-34657831902431532512009-02-28T15:58:00.000-08:002009-02-28T15:58:00.000-08:00One more example of the futility of men attempting...One more example of the futility of men attempting to understand women and their ways.<BR/><BR/>And it's hard to say which is more baffling - the wiping of the face or the giggling.<BR/> <BR/>You can't change the behavior, it is beyond comprehension, it is the nature of the female.<BR/><BR/>Enjoy being baffled - it really doesn't hurt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8358039.post-54666937256888119532009-02-28T15:04:00.000-08:002009-02-28T15:04:00.000-08:00Welcome to the world of "couplehood." Wait until ...Welcome to the world of "couplehood." Wait until you decide to grow a beard.<BR/><BR/>Cheers, Captain!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com