Captain Capitalism

I think it's safe to say that if your government has a " Forced Marriage Unit " 1. You can start forcing people to obey your ...

I don't think I've watched a network TV show in probably 8 years. I think "Firefly" was the last cable show I watched and ...

Follow me closely on this one because it takes some explaining, but I'll try to make this as clear and as simple as possible so you see ...

HAR!!!! Couldn't happen to a more deserving group of people.

In Saint Kathy's letter to the Torontoans, Chapter 3, Verse 213, "I thanketh the lord that I hadeth a vasectomy. For my non-existe...

Every father with a "precious little princess" for a daughter should be buying my book . Why? Well, when your precious little girl...

I mean, in addition to Spaghetti Westerns.

Of the many reasons I love Tom Leykis, the fact he grew up in poverty and thus has the EXACT SAME ground-up views of economics that I did is...

OK, maybe not so great. Not only am I recovering from cracked ribs in jujitsu, but I also got a run of the mill cold (which THE WOMEN OF T...

If it were 1947 this would not be happening . I do not picture a WWII vet, sitting at an interview acquiescing to Nazi-like interrogative r...

Now, don't all you employers rush to line up now! Patience, patience, she can only work at one firm! "Julie Rothe, an 18-year-old ...

In my sophomore year, I declared my major of study: Jennifer Aniston. Almost as soon as I left the University registrar, interested partie...

Heh, you just can't get enough of these crusaders . Some of the blogs on the list I can understand, but geez, THE SPEARHEAD????? It...

Bad news everyone. I are sick. I came down with a cold and feel all poopey now. I'm all sniffly and stuffy. And my stomach hurts and ...

In the echo chamber, people in Wall Street fail to realize that Wall Street does not exist unto itself. Production, profit, and economic gr...

You'll never see the likes of Brand ever pull off the class of Bob Hope, Victor Borge or Red Skelton.

I am getting old. Matter of fact everybody is. It only goes one way. So one of my primary concerns is when me or many other men of the Mano...

Duly noted she was not indeed from Russia, but the Ukraine, however I'm going to assume most Americans don't know the difference. Th...

Tell me how $915,000 of federal taxpayer money is considered "free." Do liberals and leftists in government and in the civilian ...