Greetings Cappy Cappites from across the fruited plain!
Good news! "Worthless" is now available on Kindle! For $5, you can have the super-awesome economic genius and knowledge of the book. That's less than a hefty pour of Rumpie at your favorite bar. No need to sit at the airport, bored, unamused during your holiday travels! Cuddle up with the Captain and read the anti-communist goodness within! Actually, if you're a guy, perhaps just a handshake and you can read the anti-communist goodness within. But if you're one of the ladies, yes, then pour yourself a nice shot of Rumpie, fire up the fire and cuddle with the Captain vicariously via the Kindle.
However, I do want to note something. The formatting required to get this thing loaded up into Kindle is HORRENDOUS! I managed to get the text to work well, but the charts do kind of throw off the layout and format a bit. I do apologize in advance.
Regardless, go forth and buy now! Worthless makes a great gift for the holidays!
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Woe Upon Those That Throw Away the Christmas Gift Bags
Men,
Lend me your ears!
Do you want your Christmas to be marred with insufferable pain?
Do you want your ear drums popped by the screeches and howls of women?
If not, HEED MY WORDS!
Taketh not the Christmas gift bag, in all of its pretty shinnyness, and throw it away in the garbage.
Nay.
Reuse the shinny bag for presenting gifts to more people.
The reason not beith so that thee may reuse and recycle.
Nay.
It is to avoid the blood-curdling screams from the women when they see you threw away a gift bag and the ensuing 2 hour lecture about how you're supposed to use those pretty bags over and over.
Lend me your ears!
Do you want your Christmas to be marred with insufferable pain?
Do you want your ear drums popped by the screeches and howls of women?
If not, HEED MY WORDS!
Taketh not the Christmas gift bag, in all of its pretty shinnyness, and throw it away in the garbage.
Nay.
Reuse the shinny bag for presenting gifts to more people.
The reason not beith so that thee may reuse and recycle.
Nay.
It is to avoid the blood-curdling screams from the women when they see you threw away a gift bag and the ensuing 2 hour lecture about how you're supposed to use those pretty bags over and over.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
An Example of Alphaness
"No, I'm done listening to your mindless cackling and your replacement of logic with emotion. I don't give a damn how you "feel." I only care about the truth. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore."
This is very important for the 14 year old boys out there to notice. Look at the women's faces. They're arguing against this guy, but they don't look angry or upset. Matter of fact they actually look somewhat intrigued and turned on.
Stand your ground, show some strength (physical and mental) and that will do more to impress chicks than trying to compromise or placate them.
This is very important for the 14 year old boys out there to notice. Look at the women's faces. They're arguing against this guy, but they don't look angry or upset. Matter of fact they actually look somewhat intrigued and turned on.
Stand your ground, show some strength (physical and mental) and that will do more to impress chicks than trying to compromise or placate them.
Liberal Lies Must Taste Better Than Rumpleminze
Inevitably economics comes to a crossroads with human psychology.
And the question I ask is how blacks (represented by the blue line) and youth (represented by the green line) can still blindly believe, year after year, time after time the same damn tired outright lies they are told about how the real world economy works by the left.
The read line is the civilian unemployment rate. The gap is unacceptable. But frankly, I learned about 5-6 years ago, I can't do anything to fight ignorance, heck, most of the time you're eviscerated for doing so. Ergo, all I can do is shake my head and pitifully say,
"Enjoy the decline."
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Worthless Degrees Helping the Sex Trade
Well that degree may not be handy, but I'm sure some of the prettier sociology majors can find some employment.
Fathers, do your daughters a favor. Man up and buy her Worthless.
Fathers, do your daughters a favor. Man up and buy her Worthless.
Today's Linkage
Again, when government spending as a percent of GDP drops below 10% and the percentage of the federal budget that goes to income transfers drops below 10%, then I will donate to charity. Until that time, your money is simply going to employ people to run a charity which is already being served by government largess.
Not another Baby Boomer drama. God, nobody cares. As one poster said, "I can't wait to see drama shows or sitcoms based on nursing homes."
Wow, who knew she would have had a worthless degree! Prevent your children from becoming this, buy "Worthless!" now!
Until the right decides to separate religion from politics, you can expect the religious right to be an anchor attached to the F-18 Superhornet that could destroy socialism once and for all.
Sheeple will kill you because their desire to not be proven wrong overrides any desire they have to hunt down and discover the truth. Bonus points for the Fall Out 3 theme.
Why I don't support Newt, I still support Herman Cain, and why Ron Paul is the next best option.
14 year old boys, lend me your ears, so that you may not suffer the hell your fore-bearers did before you.
Toronto's women must be very sexually frustrated. But, they voted for it.
An aspect of "Hopey Changey" I didn't think of. I hope the unions aren't invested too much in GM stock...oops!
Will it be the same for black kids? I ask because none of them are familiar with slavery or the underground railroad today either. So glad I don't pay taxes any more for that BS.
Correct
Not another Baby Boomer drama. God, nobody cares. As one poster said, "I can't wait to see drama shows or sitcoms based on nursing homes."
Wow, who knew she would have had a worthless degree! Prevent your children from becoming this, buy "Worthless!" now!
Until the right decides to separate religion from politics, you can expect the religious right to be an anchor attached to the F-18 Superhornet that could destroy socialism once and for all.
Sheeple will kill you because their desire to not be proven wrong overrides any desire they have to hunt down and discover the truth. Bonus points for the Fall Out 3 theme.
Why I don't support Newt, I still support Herman Cain, and why Ron Paul is the next best option.
14 year old boys, lend me your ears, so that you may not suffer the hell your fore-bearers did before you.
Toronto's women must be very sexually frustrated. But, they voted for it.
An aspect of "Hopey Changey" I didn't think of. I hope the unions aren't invested too much in GM stock...oops!
Will it be the same for black kids? I ask because none of them are familiar with slavery or the underground railroad today either. So glad I don't pay taxes any more for that BS.
Correct
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
The Debt Fuel Fizzled
A report by the Fed in St. Louis tiptoeing around the possible causes of the collapse in growth and standards of living.
Of course I know the answer - debt is no longer a way to grow a country out of economic malaise because the funds are never put to their best use. Not to mention when you have so much of it, it scares away investment because it increases the chance of collapsing the system. There's also the psycho-sociological havoc that's been wreaked upon the productive people in this country, sending them into an economic coma as we champion the losers of this country (single baby mama's, the poor, the "oppressed", etc.) at the expense of the true champions and heroes.
Until there is a future (and by future, I mean profit and freedom not to be taken away by the government to give away as bribe money to the losers of this country), you can expect the decline to continue.
Because no matter how much you may hate to admit it, it is the productive people, the "champions" that move society forward.
Not the ill.
Not the poor.
Not the "oppressed."
Not the connected.
Not the nepotists.
Not the rent seekers.
Not the old or infirm.
It's the Tony Starks.
The Howard Hughes.
The Bill Gates.
The Vanderbilts.
The Carnigies.
And those that just plain work for a living and support themselves.
The revolutionaries and industrialists that piss off all the right people because they constantly threaten the status quo because they found a better way to do things. Not the "single mom at the WIC office" or some AARP protester begging for more Medicare we're all so obsessed about championing these days.
Of course, we can continue to spend nearly 75% of the federal budget on these people via income transfers and hope somehow magically the economy turns around, or, we can put the producers and innovators back in charge, let them do their thing and help out everybody.
But something tells me people would rather force everybody to make $17,000 a year, rather than have a few people making $500,000 a year, another group $200,000 a year and the poorest only $50,000 a year. Because for socialists being "equal" is more important than being successful.
Because no matter how much you may hate to admit it, it is the productive people, the "champions" that move society forward.
Not the ill.
Not the poor.
Not the "oppressed."
Not the connected.
Not the nepotists.
Not the rent seekers.
Not the old or infirm.
It's the Tony Starks.
The Howard Hughes.
The Bill Gates.
The Vanderbilts.
The Carnigies.
And those that just plain work for a living and support themselves.
The revolutionaries and industrialists that piss off all the right people because they constantly threaten the status quo because they found a better way to do things. Not the "single mom at the WIC office" or some AARP protester begging for more Medicare we're all so obsessed about championing these days.
Of course, we can continue to spend nearly 75% of the federal budget on these people via income transfers and hope somehow magically the economy turns around, or, we can put the producers and innovators back in charge, let them do their thing and help out everybody.
But something tells me people would rather force everybody to make $17,000 a year, rather than have a few people making $500,000 a year, another group $200,000 a year and the poorest only $50,000 a year. Because for socialists being "equal" is more important than being successful.
"Worthless" NOW AVAILABLE!
Happy Day, Junior, Deputy, Aspiring, Official and Otherwise Economists!
"Worthless" is now officially available.
The Kindle version will come later, but if you're looking for a great book for any youth in your life about to attend, or already attending college, this is THE Christmas gift you want to get them. Also, if you just plain want to read an outstanding evisceration of "Big Education" and have warm Cappy Cap fuzzies in your stomach, pour yourself a Rumpie, fire up a fire and read the charty goodness within.
The book is only 175 pages, and a small book at that. So it is easily consumable in an afternoon. It is meant to be a guide, so it is succinct and to the point. Not a Ayn-Randian tome that goes on forever. Regardless, there is something for everybody in "Worthless," so I sincerely doubt you will be let down.
So go forth and buy now! More to come!
"Worthless" is now officially available.
The Kindle version will come later, but if you're looking for a great book for any youth in your life about to attend, or already attending college, this is THE Christmas gift you want to get them. Also, if you just plain want to read an outstanding evisceration of "Big Education" and have warm Cappy Cap fuzzies in your stomach, pour yourself a Rumpie, fire up a fire and read the charty goodness within.
The book is only 175 pages, and a small book at that. So it is easily consumable in an afternoon. It is meant to be a guide, so it is succinct and to the point. Not a Ayn-Randian tome that goes on forever. Regardless, there is something for everybody in "Worthless," so I sincerely doubt you will be let down.
So go forth and buy now! More to come!
Friendly Policy Reminder from the Captain
Greetings all.
What I regret more than not choosing petroleum engineering as a major back in my youth is when I see a brilliant comment or post made by a reader, but it is either full of cursing or just even too crass for my sake.
I am therefore requesting that those of you who are making posts or comments of the intelligent nature not ruin it with cursing or swearing or just off color commentary.
I, as much as the next man, appreciate the appropriately placed "damn" or "god-damned" to emphasize a point. However we can't have "filth and foul, foul filth, and effing b$#%tches, and foul and filth."
So please make your points somewhat clean. I'm not running an Emily Post blog here, but neither a submarine.
Thank you,
Cpt.
What I regret more than not choosing petroleum engineering as a major back in my youth is when I see a brilliant comment or post made by a reader, but it is either full of cursing or just even too crass for my sake.
I am therefore requesting that those of you who are making posts or comments of the intelligent nature not ruin it with cursing or swearing or just off color commentary.
I, as much as the next man, appreciate the appropriately placed "damn" or "god-damned" to emphasize a point. However we can't have "filth and foul, foul filth, and effing b$#%tches, and foul and filth."
So please make your points somewhat clean. I'm not running an Emily Post blog here, but neither a submarine.
Thank you,
Cpt.
Why the World's Greatest Economists Are Black
Women, as I've said before, I believe make better accountants. They are more detail oriented and are in perpetual training to audit their future husbands so they may lord anal retentive inconsistencies over them (HAR HAR HAR!!!). But, no, seriously, you want a woman tax accountant, just as you would a woman editor of books because they are more detailed and precise than men.
I will also stand here before you today and claim blacks make better economists. The reason why is below.
We can test my theory by seeing what kind of upbringing Paul Krugman had. I predict it was very cushy, thereby resulting in the utterly craptastic economist he is today. Anybody know?
I will also stand here before you today and claim blacks make better economists. The reason why is below.
We can test my theory by seeing what kind of upbringing Paul Krugman had. I predict it was very cushy, thereby resulting in the utterly craptastic economist he is today. Anybody know?
Monday, December 12, 2011
Bleeping Horses
English teacher with $174,000 per year pension, now running a horse farm.
Bleeping golden parachute for teaching a language everybody is already fluent in.
Bleeping golden parachute for teaching a language everybody is already fluent in.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
From Our Spanish-Speaking Man in the FIeld
Our SSMITF sent this to me and tendered the following theory:
Conservatives are more happy than liberals because they recognize that people are not perfect, the world can never be perfect, and that choices involve trade-offs. At first blush, that might have a pessimistic twinge to it, but it's a matter of realism. Liberals get frustrated when they can't create their socialist utopia where we all live in fraternal harmony and sing kumbaya, cease all wars, while saving the planet, the whales, and every aboriginal language on the face of the planet. Conservatives are more modest in what they think they can accomplish, and so are much happier with their lives even if things don't go perfectly.
I will tender a simpler theory (though not disagreeing with what he said):
The Truth Principle.
When you don't abide by the truth or live in the real world, whatever actions you take are going to be fruitless or fail. This ultimately results in no success and no genuine progress in you life.
Liberals, and especially OWS protesters, become progressively more angry that life "just isn't doing what it's supposed to," and as they age, become progressively more fearful that they may have been wrong their entire lives.
Worse still, they realize, deep down inside they simply wasted their youth, AND their "ideological dream" will never be realized.
Convervatives on the other hand, don't even need success to necessarily be happy. The fact they understand what is going on and why will make them happier than the average liberal because they're not delusional. Though, they may never achieve the wealth or progress they were capable of because of corruption, nepotism, parasitic liberals and the commensurate tax price tag that comes with it, they at least understand and do what they can within the scope of the real world.
For example:
Do I like the way the country is going?
No.
Did the US ever provide the opportunities I could avail myself of, work hard, and achieve my best as we were told in school?
No.
Will I ever be able to achieve what I dreamed?
No.
But, at least I know why. And in knowing why, I now know to no longer try to become the world's greatest economist. I merely go out and maximize the fun I have on this planet. I buy motorcycles, I live out west, I hike, I play video games, I sleep in, I hang out with you schmoes, and do what I CAN to maximize my happiness. And that also includes watching people suffer from their own choices - OWS protesters get angry that there isn't limitless funds, or aging Gen X women who constantly ask "where are all the good men," liberals bringing children into the world and having the sudden horror about what kind of world they're bringing their children into, etc. etc. It's the epitome of enjoying the decline.
Liberals constantly TRY to do what they CAN'T, which is why they fail at being as happy as conservatives. They major in worthless subjects, indebt themselves, and then get pissed off when the labor market doesn't just "poof" make them a job. Feminists try to ignore an entire half of the population's psychology, and then get pissed off when there aren't any real strong men any more, and they are relegated to cats. And union members, get enraged at the economic realities of the taxpayer's money no longer being there and no foreign countries willing to lend the US money to pay for their bloated and unnecessary salaries.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, but does the average life long, professional protester, when sitting on their death bed, ever come to the realization that all they managed to do in their life was piss it away? That in protesting against reality and effectively being poor their entire lives, but "oooh goodie! They helped enact some legislation to save the whales!," they may rue the one shot they had at life?
I don't know about you, but if that was me, I'd be pretty angry too. And the only person I'd have to be angry at would be myself.
Whatever the case, don't be one of those people. Live in reality. Otherwise you can be as happy as an OWS, feminist, spinster, professional protester. Which does not paint a happy picture at all.
Conservatives are more happy than liberals because they recognize that people are not perfect, the world can never be perfect, and that choices involve trade-offs. At first blush, that might have a pessimistic twinge to it, but it's a matter of realism. Liberals get frustrated when they can't create their socialist utopia where we all live in fraternal harmony and sing kumbaya, cease all wars, while saving the planet, the whales, and every aboriginal language on the face of the planet. Conservatives are more modest in what they think they can accomplish, and so are much happier with their lives even if things don't go perfectly.
I will tender a simpler theory (though not disagreeing with what he said):
The Truth Principle.
When you don't abide by the truth or live in the real world, whatever actions you take are going to be fruitless or fail. This ultimately results in no success and no genuine progress in you life.
Liberals, and especially OWS protesters, become progressively more angry that life "just isn't doing what it's supposed to," and as they age, become progressively more fearful that they may have been wrong their entire lives.
Worse still, they realize, deep down inside they simply wasted their youth, AND their "ideological dream" will never be realized.
Convervatives on the other hand, don't even need success to necessarily be happy. The fact they understand what is going on and why will make them happier than the average liberal because they're not delusional. Though, they may never achieve the wealth or progress they were capable of because of corruption, nepotism, parasitic liberals and the commensurate tax price tag that comes with it, they at least understand and do what they can within the scope of the real world.
For example:
Do I like the way the country is going?
No.
Did the US ever provide the opportunities I could avail myself of, work hard, and achieve my best as we were told in school?
No.
Will I ever be able to achieve what I dreamed?
No.
But, at least I know why. And in knowing why, I now know to no longer try to become the world's greatest economist. I merely go out and maximize the fun I have on this planet. I buy motorcycles, I live out west, I hike, I play video games, I sleep in, I hang out with you schmoes, and do what I CAN to maximize my happiness. And that also includes watching people suffer from their own choices - OWS protesters get angry that there isn't limitless funds, or aging Gen X women who constantly ask "where are all the good men," liberals bringing children into the world and having the sudden horror about what kind of world they're bringing their children into, etc. etc. It's the epitome of enjoying the decline.
Liberals constantly TRY to do what they CAN'T, which is why they fail at being as happy as conservatives. They major in worthless subjects, indebt themselves, and then get pissed off when the labor market doesn't just "poof" make them a job. Feminists try to ignore an entire half of the population's psychology, and then get pissed off when there aren't any real strong men any more, and they are relegated to cats. And union members, get enraged at the economic realities of the taxpayer's money no longer being there and no foreign countries willing to lend the US money to pay for their bloated and unnecessary salaries.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, but does the average life long, professional protester, when sitting on their death bed, ever come to the realization that all they managed to do in their life was piss it away? That in protesting against reality and effectively being poor their entire lives, but "oooh goodie! They helped enact some legislation to save the whales!," they may rue the one shot they had at life?
I don't know about you, but if that was me, I'd be pretty angry too. And the only person I'd have to be angry at would be myself.
Whatever the case, don't be one of those people. Live in reality. Otherwise you can be as happy as an OWS, feminist, spinster, professional protester. Which does not paint a happy picture at all.
I Am the Greatest Economist that Has Ever Lived
Many of you have made the comment along the lines of
"Well, Captain, when some archeologist finds your blog/book/etc., they're going to look back and say, "wow, they had the answer right here. Why didn't they listen to this guy?""
Why wait till then? Just read some vintage Cappy Cap to see Super Awesome Economic Genius it's it's early days.
"Well, Captain, when some archeologist finds your blog/book/etc., they're going to look back and say, "wow, they had the answer right here. Why didn't they listen to this guy?""
Why wait till then? Just read some vintage Cappy Cap to see Super Awesome Economic Genius it's it's early days.
Friday, December 09, 2011
Worthless!
Well Cappy Cappites and assorted economists, I received the book proof of my new book and it looks great. I authorized the publication and Amazon says....
5-7 Business Days before it's ready.
So to hell with it. I'm done waiting for it to be ready and am announcing the book today!
The cover more or less explains everything. "Worthless" is the one book that every teenager and 20 something should have AND READ. It outlines the basics of economics as to why some degrees are more valuable than other, goes through all the major "majors," highlighting which ones are worthwhile and which ones are worthless, and provides the much-needed guidance that "guidance counselors" spectacularly fail to provide young adults when it comes time to choosing a major.
Though written for younger people in mind (it's only 175 pages, and a small book at that), adults may find it interesting too in that I expose and eviscerate "Big Education." Some interesting data and statistics, and of course, what book by the Captain would be complete without some charty-goodness.
I WROTE IT IN UNDER 3 WEEKS. I did this so it could be available as a Christmas gift for the son, daughter, nephew, niece or special young some one in your life that you care about and desperately want them to avoid making a huge mistake by choosing a worthless major.
Also, since it was written in under 3 weeks, YES THERE ARE BOUND TO BE SOME TYPOS IN THERE.
Not real ones like the misspelling of words or horrible grammar, but anal retentive ones that you guys like to point out. Semi-colons, missing/extra comma's, etc. When you buy it and read it, if you see any real typos that escaped by crack team of editors, please let me know and I shall change them.
As mentioned before, it won't be available for 5-7 business days, but when it is, I will provide the link. Also, any of you kind enough and willing to provide the Captain a little exposure on your blogs would be greatly appreciated.
There is more to say, because I believe the book is quite revolutionary, but I will wait for the official release.
Thank you all.
Cpt.
5-7 Business Days before it's ready.
So to hell with it. I'm done waiting for it to be ready and am announcing the book today!
The cover more or less explains everything. "Worthless" is the one book that every teenager and 20 something should have AND READ. It outlines the basics of economics as to why some degrees are more valuable than other, goes through all the major "majors," highlighting which ones are worthwhile and which ones are worthless, and provides the much-needed guidance that "guidance counselors" spectacularly fail to provide young adults when it comes time to choosing a major.
Though written for younger people in mind (it's only 175 pages, and a small book at that), adults may find it interesting too in that I expose and eviscerate "Big Education." Some interesting data and statistics, and of course, what book by the Captain would be complete without some charty-goodness.
I WROTE IT IN UNDER 3 WEEKS. I did this so it could be available as a Christmas gift for the son, daughter, nephew, niece or special young some one in your life that you care about and desperately want them to avoid making a huge mistake by choosing a worthless major.
Also, since it was written in under 3 weeks, YES THERE ARE BOUND TO BE SOME TYPOS IN THERE.
Not real ones like the misspelling of words or horrible grammar, but anal retentive ones that you guys like to point out. Semi-colons, missing/extra comma's, etc. When you buy it and read it, if you see any real typos that escaped by crack team of editors, please let me know and I shall change them.
As mentioned before, it won't be available for 5-7 business days, but when it is, I will provide the link. Also, any of you kind enough and willing to provide the Captain a little exposure on your blogs would be greatly appreciated.
There is more to say, because I believe the book is quite revolutionary, but I will wait for the official release.
Thank you all.
Cpt.
Can't Afford a House When You're Unemployed
The economic situation will not improve until we have more jobs.
We won't have more jobs, until BO leaves and stops thinking unemployment benefits create more jobs than cutting off investments like the Keystone Pipeline.
We won't get rid of BO, until 2012 and...
if we get a full house, senate and presidency under republican leadership in 2012
I'm sure they'll botch it up by being beta males and moving to the center to be perceived as compassionate.
I'd make a kick ass senator. Bottle of Rumpleminze always on my podium as I address the senate. Smoke cigars. Ride a motorcycle in DC. Oh, I'd piss everybody off.
BUt the ladies would love me.
I can see it now:
"Senator Bad Boy."
What the Captain Wants for Christmas
Because I am a cheap bachelor, I more or less have everything I want.
Then I saw this.
You girls want to make the bachelor in your life happy, this is what you get him.
Then I saw this.
You girls want to make the bachelor in your life happy, this is what you get him.
Thursday, December 08, 2011
A Very Cappy Cap Christmas!
You probably have relatives or parents that are over 40 and were brought up in the "card giving days." You probably remember those days when at the age of 8 you were forced to sign a ton of cards for Christmas or somebody's birthday by your mother. Even at that age you wondered how the recipients of the card couldn't see through the forced signatures and see it was a simple ruse on the part of your mother, but you signed anyway.
Or perhaps today you have Gen Xer's that recently had children and have since disappeared from the face of the planet. You only see them now on Facebook, and wonder if they truly do exist at all.
Whichever the case, now is the time you will be receiving those lame "family Christmas cards" that nobody really asked for, nobody really cares about, and nobody really reads. If for any other reason you are going to see those people in the Christmas card in about 2 weeks and already KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR FAMILY,
or
the friends you used to have before the evils of children consumed them, denying them any more fun in their lives, keep having more and more children and you, frankly, can't keep up with them and so you lose interest. Mayhaps 18 years from now they can all go out once again and booze it up at the salsa club...at the age of 55.
Regardless, I thought to help contribute to the spirit of Christmas, I should send out my own Very Cappy Cap family Christmas card this year and update you about all the members in my family! I hope you like it!
Or perhaps today you have Gen Xer's that recently had children and have since disappeared from the face of the planet. You only see them now on Facebook, and wonder if they truly do exist at all.
Whichever the case, now is the time you will be receiving those lame "family Christmas cards" that nobody really asked for, nobody really cares about, and nobody really reads. If for any other reason you are going to see those people in the Christmas card in about 2 weeks and already KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR FAMILY,
or
the friends you used to have before the evils of children consumed them, denying them any more fun in their lives, keep having more and more children and you, frankly, can't keep up with them and so you lose interest. Mayhaps 18 years from now they can all go out once again and booze it up at the salsa club...at the age of 55.
Regardless, I thought to help contribute to the spirit of Christmas, I should send out my own Very Cappy Cap family Christmas card this year and update you about all the members in my family! I hope you like it!
The Lord Has a Plan
To help Ms. Daughill, I shall quote what many Christians quoted me when I would ask stupid questions about the sanity of their decisions, or I would be shot down by a Christian woman on the grounds I was not a Christian:
"Don't worry. The Lord will provide."
or a variant
"The Lord has a plan."
Hopefully, this will assuage any concerns she has about what lies in her future. Because I have been reliably informed multiple times by multiple Christians that not only did god intend this to happen, he was doing it to test Ms. Daughill.
end/sarcasm
I will say this again for the cheap seats. There are good Christians out there, many of which are friends of mine. But a higher and higher percentage of Christians are merely "joining a club" to get the benefits of belonging to a club and couldn't give a damn less about the teachings. The benefits include not just social benefits, but a mental sickness that provides their mind the rationale to avoid reality, live in whatever reality they choose to, and ultimately avoid responsibility for their actions, let alone the consequences. It has become the ultimate food source for rationalization hamsters because bad decisions are no longer the individual's fault, it's "the Lord's plan."
Just like Islam, I think Christianity is in dire need of another reformation, one that purges these abusers of the religion.
You will, however, still be able to find me in bed watching cartoons come Sunday morning.
"Don't worry. The Lord will provide."
or a variant
"The Lord has a plan."
Hopefully, this will assuage any concerns she has about what lies in her future. Because I have been reliably informed multiple times by multiple Christians that not only did god intend this to happen, he was doing it to test Ms. Daughill.
end/sarcasm
I will say this again for the cheap seats. There are good Christians out there, many of which are friends of mine. But a higher and higher percentage of Christians are merely "joining a club" to get the benefits of belonging to a club and couldn't give a damn less about the teachings. The benefits include not just social benefits, but a mental sickness that provides their mind the rationale to avoid reality, live in whatever reality they choose to, and ultimately avoid responsibility for their actions, let alone the consequences. It has become the ultimate food source for rationalization hamsters because bad decisions are no longer the individual's fault, it's "the Lord's plan."
Just like Islam, I think Christianity is in dire need of another reformation, one that purges these abusers of the religion.
You will, however, still be able to find me in bed watching cartoons come Sunday morning.
"Outpace and Outachieve Men?"
And precisely with what degree and in what fields will you ladies be doing this?
Engineering? Accounting? Physics? Medicine?
Or will it be Emotions? Or Feelings? Or Government Puppy Breeding?
I saw she has a BA, anybody want to guess what in?
I'm guessing "Youth Ministry" or "Religious Studies" or some other such degree that isn't going to do a damn lick of good for this society.
Engineering? Accounting? Physics? Medicine?
Or will it be Emotions? Or Feelings? Or Government Puppy Breeding?
I saw she has a BA, anybody want to guess what in?
I'm guessing "Youth Ministry" or "Religious Studies" or some other such degree that isn't going to do a damn lick of good for this society.
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