Says, "Doc, I feel sick."
Doc says, "well let's run some tests."
The doc comes back and says, "I'm sorry, I have some bad news. You only have 10."
The guy says, "10? What do you mean 10? 10 what, years, months, weeks?"
Doc says, "9...8...7...6..."
I went up into the attic yesterday and found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Rembrandt made lousy violins.
Aaw, cum' on!
ReplyDeleteI got worse jokes.
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