"I AM THE GREATEST! I AM THE GREATEST!"
You mean that bail out didn't work? You mean, ultimately the country has to produce something of worth in order for our stocks to have value? I thought we could just go to Applebee's the entire time while our children majored in journalism and got a government job while we drove around our $40,000 SUV and feel warm fuzzies about ourselves because we were going to vote for Obama.
Guess for some of you ill prepared lefter-leaning middle aged folk who thought the 60's would go on forever might have to work a little past 65, eh?
Like I said, any banks or governments out there that want to contract me out for my insane wisdom, you certainly may. And it's certainly a cheaper option than $700 billion. Heck, spending $22.95 would have prevented this debacle!
Chief of the watch, sound the dive alarm!
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Dive, dive, dive!
Both planes dive, one five degrees.
Deck's awash, Sir!
Driver, make your depth one five zero meters, smartly!
Aye Sir!
God, I love to hear the hull popping! Reminds me of champagne corks.
O Captain! My Captain!
ReplyDeleteThe main danger I see is that when the current bout of panic burns itself out - which I expect it will today or Monday - whatever crazy they did last will become their "model" for stopping panics in the future.
Then when the wave crashes back in in a few weeks, they'll try it again and wonder why it didn't work this time...
I have to ask - why such a mean-on for Applebee's?
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