In a shameless effort to boost traffic as well as boost readership I declare today (Monday technically, even though this is being written on Sunday), the official
FORWARD THE CAPTAIN DAY!
Yes, during this dearth of holidays between New Year's and St. Patrick's Day, why not engage in excessive mirth and jovial times by forwarding the Captain to friends, family, foes and those you are relatively indifferent about!
You will not only be doing me a favor, but spreading the good word of the Captain and teaching those about the merits of capitalism (or pissing off leftists which they richly deserve). Scroll below or just search the archives for a favorite post of yours and forward it to those that might be interested. And, as is the thousand year old traditional of Forward the Captain Day, you are hereby authorized to pour yourself a martini as you have done your part to fight ignorance and socialism.
Go, do it now! Quickly!
Unfortunately, it will also piss off a whole bunch of conservatives and neo-cons who are embracing the interference of government in the name of 'compassion.'
ReplyDeleteI posted your degree mills story on my Facebook page.
ReplyDeleteWill I get paid?
ReplyDeleteYou will get paid knowing you can now reward yourself with a martini.
ReplyDeleteIs a glass of port okay?
ReplyDeleteSigh...now even the arch-capitalist is looking for a handout.
ReplyDeleteWill doing this increase the attraction of the opposite sex to me?
ReplyDelete(Nevermind, I see the answer already: "It depends whether you ply them with martini's". )
Anon 1 - Yes port is fine.
ReplyDeleteAnon 2 - MARKETING. It's MARKETING!
Anon 3 - No, doing anything of a capitalist nature will not woo the women. However, doing so in a "I don't give a damn" fashion will.
I did my duty.
ReplyDeleteI would because I love your blog and your conceptual thinking vs. talking points idiocy etc. Alas I cannot because if I were to post it on say...facebook for my 500 friends to see, my young cousins and people who look up to me etc would see mature content that I as a Christian would feel uncomfortable passing along. Although I will refer you to close friends who are mature enough! Thanks.
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