So I upgrade to the new blogger version and not only reprogram the original sidebar advertisements, but include new ones with NEW GIRLS!
And alas, the girls, who were so happy and inclined to volunteer their images to help your old Captain advertise his wares, are sad and depressed.
You want to know why they are sad and depressed?
Because you men (and notice I say men, because, well, in intellectual honesty I haven't really advertised towards the women) haven't made a purchase, a donation or, just plum plain well made ANY comment about them!!!
Now HONEST AND SINCERELY,
Yes, I will admit I put these RAVENING temptresses on my blog to make money because...well...that's how it's done.
But my evil capitalist, self-serving pursuits ASIDE, you guys MUST at least make some commentary about their beauty and how appreciative you are of them to grace and improve the aesthetic nature of this blog. Otherwise the Captain shall have to start posting pictures of himself in a speedo.
And none of us want that now do we???
Ergo, to add some light-hearted fun for these depressionary times, you will sing the praises of the girls of Cappy Cap by sending/submitting poems of praise to them.
The best one will win a signed photograph of ALL the Cappy Capy girls in somewhat "non-Christian poses."
You may submit your poems/odes by leaving posts here, or if you are too shy to make them public, e-mail them to me at CAPTcapitalism@yahoo.com
The Cappy Cap girls appreciate it.
The captain wants to increase sales,
ReplyDeletewith pulchritude he does regale.
A quest for fame and fortune,
his book at time opportune.
So with this doggerel my aim is thus,
to win the prize with little fuss.
I have a confession to make, the only reason I keep coming to the blog is to look at Candi’s picture :)
ReplyDeleteI have a confession to make, the only reason I keep coming to the blog is to look at Candi’s picture.
ReplyDeleteYou should have advertisements on your site... I would be more than willing to click those.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think your group of "ravening temptresses" are rather attractive and frankly it would be extremely difficult to choose from.
ReplyDeleteSince they all tolerate you and may even claim you as a friend, they must be incredibly patient, gracious, forgiving and nice. I find the whole crew to be sexy and attractive.
Unfortunately, so does my wife!!!
(Sigh...)
Please no, for the love of God, do not post pictures of yourself in a speedo -
the Speedo Corporation may sue for disparaging their product!
They are hot. I even looked at your youtube channel, and saw a video of with one of the sidebar chicks in it, and not only was she hot, but she sounded intelligent.
ReplyDeleteI once knew a hot AND intelligent girl once... ***cries***
I already bought the book and loved it. I recommend it to all. I'll buy your next book when it comes out.
ReplyDeleteI had ten years of dance lessons and I don't go out dancing anymore, so I don't need videos. Maybe I'll pick one or two up for Christmas presents.
The Captain's Cuties are hot.
There once were some girls on a blog.
Whose kisses made princes from frogs.
They sold videos and books
With their bodacious looks
Which killed socialists like stray dogs.
The cute one is kind of hawt.
ReplyDeleteWell, then.
ReplyDeleteI've already said everything I'm going to say about Natasha in the previous iteration (Cole Notes: I wished I lived closer.), and quite frankly the two other young ladies seem very much the sort of charming young ladies that I would not hesitate to take dancing. Care for a Tango, Ms. Candi?
But, alas, I live far away from the Captain's bevy of attractive friends and I must restrain my enthusiasms, lest I be one of those sad men pining from afar.
I have some DNA I'd like to donate to Natasha.
ReplyDeleteNot a bad-looking crew of feminine associates, as far as carbon-based bipedal life forms go.
ReplyDeleteThe problem is that contrary to the pictures, Amazon and so on won't accept payment in kisses.
ReplyDeleteAt least not OUR kisses. :^)
There once was a blogger called Cappy,
ReplyDeleteWho wanted to keep readers happy.
He showed on his pages,
graphs of historic mean wages,
and... wow those babes are hot!