Thursday, April 29, 2010

My Old Digs

Riverside Plaza is also affectionately known as "the Crack Stacks" or "Ghettos in the Sky."

It is also where your humble Captain resided for 2 years of his collegiate days.

It is your classical government/affordable housing project where somebody high on pot back in the 60's was given the architectural contract to make it look hideous and be an eye sore to the city's skyline.

All that being said I have fond memories of the Crack Stacks;

washing clothes in the bath tub because you couldn't trust your clothes to be washed in the public laundromat, not to mention it was 34 stories below my apartment

carrying 60 pounds of groceries in one shot because you didn't want to make multiple trips

running down 34 flights of stairs during a fire only to realize that if there ever was a real fire, everybody in the building would be doomed because the slow old people who live downstairs back up the stairwell like a Wisconsin driver hauling horses during rush hour on 494.

Looks like it's going to get an overhaul (of course with part of yours and my dimes), though sadly, the city will continue its rapid charge to become the next cold Detroit so it's kind of like grooming your dog before you put it to sleep.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:25 PM

    They are also referred to as "Little Mogadishu" now...

    The original concept was that the upper floors would be high income housing while they would put the low income housing on the lower floors. I don't understand why that didn't work for these brilliant academia elites..

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  2. I always wondered about the rational behind government run housing.
    I live in a very small suburb of a much larger city. If someone were to suggest local public housing, they would get kicked out of the town council meeting. There is no money for anything like that.

    At what size does a town decide to supply/control housing?

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  3. Anonymous7:11 PM

    So THAT'S what that ugly dump is.

    That's a great place to be FROM - meaning, you aren't there any more.

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  4. Anonymous8:53 AM

    Raise you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Towers

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  5. See also Rochdale College:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_College

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