You know those bumperstickers that only naive people who have never seen a budget in their lives put on their minivans and SUV's?
"I'm Voting for Children" or "I'm Voting for Kids?"
Even though the election will be over, I think I'm going to put a "I'm Voting for Childless Rich Bachelors" on one of my crappier cars. Not to change anybody's mind, but just to irk all the right people.
Capt, in your personal opinion, what makes a man handsome?
ReplyDeleteI see a CafePress store link in your sidebar's future.
ReplyDeleteRowan,
ReplyDeleteThat's about the weirdest question I ever got asked.
1. I would have no authority in that realm in that I'm a straight guy. It's like when women try to tell me "pregnant is beautiful" and I say, "unless you're a guy or a lesbian, you have no authority telling me what should be attractive in a woman." So in intellectual honesty I can't say.
2. If I had to say I wouldn't be able to point to features, but rather guys I would deem handsome. Clive Owen comes to mind. Young Sean Connery or a Cary Grant. A young Clint Eastwood too.
Cap'n, you've irked me already. Don't deface your pos car even further. You can irk far more people more effectively by using recycled electrons and the internet.
ReplyDeleteEfficiency above all!
That's great.
ReplyDeleteI'll appoint you Minister of Finance.
Ha! Awesome...I would certainly buy that.
ReplyDeletedo people know what a BASTARD is ?
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