Better advice. Tell everyone to stop be so commercial and that Christmass is about Jesus or "humanity" or some other BS. Make them feel guilty for even wanting a gift. Tell them you are going to give to charity the money you would have spent on them.
Then spend it on yourself in after Christmas sales.
Oh, sorry, didn't know how their spelling of it was. Besides, I was pre-occupied why god will not let us die. We're just too damn pretty for god to let us die!
Better advice. Tell everyone to stop be so commercial and that Christmass is about Jesus or "humanity" or some other BS. Make them feel guilty for even wanting a gift. Tell them you are going to give to charity the money you would have spent on them.
ReplyDeleteThen spend it on yourself in after Christmas sales.
This christmas, I will offer myself the best gift I can: PAY OFF MY DEBTS. On Christmas, all my debts will be cleared off.
ReplyDeleteThank you for making me laugh. And the Young Prince thanks you, too - no sweaters for him.
ReplyDeleteNice Shepherd Book reference. Shiny!
ReplyDeleteYour Northern accent is hot.
ReplyDelete"Northern accent????"
ReplyDeleteI was informed I had a Chicago accent, though that's when I get pissed and I start cursing.
I shall emphasize my o's and "you betcha's"
Matt,
ReplyDeleteyeah! I know. How that show never made it bigger than it did is beyond me!
You sound very Minnesnowtan aka "Northern". And I'm kind of peeved that somehow the Book reference went over my head. Gorram it!
ReplyDeleteNow you completely lost me on the book reference.
ReplyDeleteI'll just accept kindly that you find my voice sexy and some how manage to live with that fact.
Firefly, gorram it, Firefly! I do not recommend the movie Serenity though.
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry, didn't know how their spelling of it was. Besides, I was pre-occupied why god will not let us die. We're just too damn pretty for god to let us die!
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