Thursday, April 25, 2013

Beta of the Century

here's the story

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Maybe one of those *cough cough wheeze wheeze* women will let him carry their books to class!

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  1. Alpha of the Century:
    That dude at this desk.

    He doesn't give a fuck.

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  2. Then he put some classic opera music on his office CD and the protesters were all 'EEEEwwww...don'tcha have some Beiber for us to listen to, that's cruel and unusual, and we'll---like have to protest some more....or sumething....

    Like Yeah!

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  3. maybe he is a male feminist like hugo schwyzer and will infest all teh wimminz with his daemon seed

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  4. The whole picture, the whole bunch almost made me ralph.

    What the scene needs is some guy with a large canister of pepper spray.

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  5. Anonymous12:10 AM

    The Captain should help em out and donate a copy of Worthless to them for reading during their so called 'protest'.

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  6. Wow, those Macalester chicks are HOT!

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  7. Aurochs5:24 AM

    Jeez. You'd think teacher could turn the lights off and on again a few times quickly and make them behave. Wait, nevermind, they're probably getting class credit for this. Also, does the Michael Cera looking guy brag to his friends later about how he bravely stood up to corporate america?

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  8. Green Steelhead6:10 AM

    I am thinking that this dude has no demon seed for wimminz. No....he might have some wuss seed for other boyz in the wimminz club.

    Jesus, what a crowd of beauties. Bet none of them have shaved for months either. I remember I dropped a pencil in Spanish class in college, and as I bent down to grab it, the gal next to me had hairier legs than me. Disgusting....

    Freaking college. Hope mommy and daddy are proud.

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  9. Redneck Joe8:41 AM

    Someone tell them that the mortgage problem was enabled by leftist politicians buying votes.
    And that fractional reserve banking is a pyramid scheme doomed to collapse regardless of whether the empty suits administering it are mean or nice to broke people.

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  10. "a bank they accuse of foreclosing on more Minnesota homes than anyone."

    Is it possible that they hold more Minnesoda mortgages than anyone?

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  11. Uhhh....are you really the beta of the century for not moving on a group of chicks that aren't all that great looking.

    Maybe, MAYBE the chick looking at the camera, but the rest of them couldn't attract the attention of a housefly if they were covered in honey.

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