Your beloved ole Captain needs some help and he'd just consult his beloved readership.
1. I need a model of the female persuasion for a non-puritanical, but tasteful photo.
2. I need a doctor who can help me cut costs for some basic preventative medicine/screening stuff, by bypassing all the damn clinics in town asking me for my social security number, previous records, regulatory bs, etc. etc.
3. I need an artist who can draw this style of art:
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you might be looking for something like this...
ReplyDeletehttp://requestatest.com/
Just a friendly heads up, the link to the art you mentioned appears not to work. I get a message that says "referral denied" when clicking on it. Cheers
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm zero for three. and the link is refused/rejected or whatever.
ReplyDelete"hey baby it's cool, i'm all checked out by a real doctor and everything, see? yeah face that a way, the name of the game is 'tasteful'."
ReplyDelete"what's your name again?"
"call me captain-- louder."
also that image appears to not allow just anyone to look.
if you copy and paste the image url it works, just not as a referral from your site.
ReplyDeleteOn the medical thing, just tell them you haven't seen any medical professionals in your adult life and make up a number.
ReplyDeleteThe other two items seem to be a job for craigslist.
If you are paying in cash, the SSN doesn't matter. They don't actually check lol. <--Knows from experience.
ReplyDeleteHere's a clinic in Burnsville, MN that charges $55 for an office visit.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.timewisemedical.com/
In my experience, if you're paying cash, no medical provider requires a SSN. Just write "not provided" in the form.