Saw a headline on a woman's dating profile that read "If you don't like horses, don't bother". She may as well have written "Date me at your peril, you've been warned".
I can only say, this is an excellent screening criteria as to how much time to spend with a woman. There is nothing this woman can bring into your life except misery.
I also avoid woman that drive sports cars - meaning real sports cars, not "sporty" cars. Everyone of them has turned out to be flakes.
Personally, I enjoy exploring a ten thousand acre ranch or national trail with equine companions. While agriculture can be a tough business, as long as she has the capital I don't have a problem with it.
Awesome,awesome,awesome, and all this time I thought I was the only one who noticed this, until I found your blog and read "Behind the Housing Crash". I've seen this shit a hundred times. Literally. I used to drive truck delivering feed, sometimes all the way up to near where you live. I should have stopped in and said "Hi".
Let me tell you, this problem is even worse than you or Redonkulas think it is. These chicks claim to love horses so much, but when they run out of money, they will let their horses STARVE before they will get rid of them. CRAZY, IRRESPONSIBLE, HYPOCRITICAL, SELFISH BITCHES is what they are.
BTW, I read, "Worthless", "Enjoy the Decline" and most of " Behind the Housing Crash". Made my son read them too. He is in high school and preaches the message of "Worthless" to everyone. Where should I post my reviews, on my blog or on Amazon.com?
Disagree. All of the girls I dated who rode were fit, athletic, and loved the outdoors. Well, they were mostly barrel racers, too. That may have had something to do with it.
Re:Southern Man Yes. Barrel racers are an exception to this rule. That is because most of them grew up around farms/ranches. The wacko horse chick thing applies mostly to women that have horses, and did not grow up in the common sense world of agriculture/animal production.
Avoid women, period. Horse or no horse.
ReplyDeleteI know many horse women (relatives of friends) and they're all fucking nuts!!! Horse comes first over all else and there's no changing that ever...
ReplyDeleteSaw a headline on a woman's dating profile that read "If you don't like horses, don't bother". She may as well have written "Date me at your peril, you've been warned".
ReplyDeleteI can only say, this is an excellent screening criteria as to how much time to spend with a woman. There is nothing this woman can bring into your life except misery.
ReplyDeleteI also avoid woman that drive sports cars - meaning real sports cars, not "sporty" cars. Everyone of them has turned out to be flakes.
Personally, I enjoy exploring a ten thousand acre ranch or national trail with equine companions. While agriculture can be a tough business, as long as she has the capital I don't have a problem with it.
ReplyDeleteWhat if you like to ride horses yourself? Female equestrians tend to be fit and like the outdoors.
ReplyDeleteThey're probably not to the taste of the urban dwelling barstool Casanova, but good for some fun nonetheless.
Wife and I have a coup[le of horses, and yes, even after 27 years, we fuck like bunnies!
ReplyDeleteAwesome,awesome,awesome, and all this time I thought I was the only one who noticed this, until I found your blog and read "Behind the Housing Crash". I've seen this shit a hundred times. Literally. I used to drive truck delivering feed, sometimes all the way up to near where you live. I should have stopped in and said "Hi".
ReplyDeleteLet me tell you, this problem is even worse than you or Redonkulas
think it is. These chicks claim to love horses so much, but when they run out of money, they will let their horses STARVE before they will get rid of them. CRAZY, IRRESPONSIBLE, HYPOCRITICAL, SELFISH BITCHES is what they are.
BTW, I read, "Worthless", "Enjoy the Decline" and most of "
Behind the Housing Crash". Made my son read them too. He is in high school and preaches the message of "Worthless" to everyone. Where should I post my reviews, on my blog or on Amazon.com?
Disagree. All of the girls I dated who rode were fit, athletic, and loved the outdoors. Well, they were mostly barrel racers, too. That may have had something to do with it.
ReplyDeleteCocaine is better than horses. At least once cocaine is done taking your money it kills you.....
ReplyDeleteRe:Southern Man
ReplyDeleteYes. Barrel racers are an exception to this rule. That is because most of them grew up around farms/ranches. The wacko horse chick thing applies mostly to women that have horses, and did not grow up in the common sense world of agriculture/animal production.
My father always said "Fast women and slow horse will ruin a man"
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