Monday, December 30, 2013

Post Wedding Barbie to Hit Stores

Replete with Liberal Arts Degree and commensurate student debt!

Thank god Ken majored in Chemical Engineering!

6 comments:

  1. Call it the Big Fat Slut Barbie in honour of the fine ladies over at Jezebel.com.

    Should make Ken into an "emo" or a gay hipster in deference to the liberals and democrats too...

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  2. Anonymous1:26 PM

    Ironically, I went to school for both. The Liberal Arts degree did nothing so I decided to pick a man subject and fix the mistake by joining the military to pay for the second degree. Best decision ever. Also, college is way more fun the 2nd time because you know the ropes.

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  3. Uncle Elmer2:47 PM

    This is genius.

    These guys are running the classic "modeling" scam, where they have auditions for non-existent modeling gigs and get the hopeful models to put up some cash for photo expenses etc etc.

    With all the fat chicks in our society they have hit a gold mine!

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  4. Green Steelhead2:48 PM

    That's ok if the chiiiiiildreeeeeen get fatty fuck Barbie....

    Ken still has no dick. Is that Beta?

    Top that, motherfuckers!

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  5. What's hilarious is that every little girl who sees both of them side by side on the store shelf is still going to choose the skinny Barbie.

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  6. Uncle Elmer - it's even better. If those guys really like somewhat padded girls (like the two black girls in their banner image), or are true chubby-chasers, they're going to be able to get the girls to pay them to take nude photos, and with very little game, have an endless supply of poon.

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