Ending False Rape Accusations on Campus

Looks like universities and false accusers of rape on their respective campuses better start thinking twice before pursuing witch hunts against innocent men.

But oh nozies!

What are the women's studies departments supposed to do if there's no "rape epidemic" on campus to cajole money out of the state and university coffers to help employ unemployable women's studies majors fight the non-existent rape epidemic?

By gum, they'd have to get real jobs requiring real effort and work!  And we all know that is what truly scares them.