Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Agreeing With Liberal Girls Will Not Get You Laid

A bit of helpful advice for our hipster and liberal brothers on campus:


11 comments:

  1. Nice piece of work, Cappy.

    To add to your message, groveling and supplicating also conveys a lack of self-respect, which is a turn-off for any woman of any ideological bent.

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  2. Anonymous9:39 AM

    I go to protests to pick up girls. Zero fucks given about what the protest is about. Where else can you find dumb easy girls?

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  3. Where else can you find dumb easy girls?

    Oh, lessee now: church, school, work, bars, clubs, gyms/spas, and pretty much the rest of the North American continent.

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  4. Anonymous10:31 PM

    Does this apply to employers ?
    As in, you stand up to employers and tell them to shove their bullshit job interview and personality tests and endless screening and HR bullshit up their arses ?

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  5. http://theantifeminist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/feminism_does_not_pay.jpg

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  6. sorry if I double posted there

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  7. Anonymous11:23 PM

    Hey Captain,

    Here is a paradox for you. What if a man is so strong that he can stand up to nature and overcome his urge to get laid ?

    Now what ?

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  8. Anonymous11:46 PM

    Hell, the only reason Obama got any votes at all from young men aged 18-30 was their desire to get laid, or more accurately, to break their involuntary celibacy.

    I don't think anyone is more sexually suppressed than the majority of young men, and of course, this is used to manipulate them.

    Many young men come from conservative Christian backgrounds. One of the big problems with the mainstream churches these days is their unhealthy obsession with abstinence for young people, which Free Northerner discusses quite eloquently here http://freenortherner.com/2014/05/04/sexual-principles/.

    So you get a bunch of frustrated young men who are tired of being shamed for their natural urges. Along come the leftists, who promise these young men they can fuck until their balls run dry, if they renounce their "backward patriarchal conservative" ways and join them in promoting their agenda.

    The young men sign up in droves, doing everything they can to display their loyalty to the Marxists: supporting feminism, socialism, gun control, free abortions and birth control, getting useless degrees.

    But does any of this get them laid? Ha ha, nope! Turns out, most young women, ESPECIALLY the leftist ones, are only interested in fucking a small minority of guys who treat them like shit and don't care about any kind of politics.

    "Now, now," the young men are chastised by their leftist thought controllers, "We mustn't judge young women for what they do with their bodies, that's very misogynistic and creepy. A woman does not owe you sex, and any attempt to coerce her into having sex with you (e.g. anything from traditional courtship to game) is tantamount to rape."

    Those poor young chumps. Both sides of the mainstream political spectrum are punishing them for wanting to have sex with women!

    "Let them eat cake!"

    And, of course, prostitution remains illegal.

    No wonder violence is growing.

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  9. Anonymous8:59 PM

    I don't want to get laid, I want to get PAID !

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  10. Anonymous9:03 PM

    Anonymous said:
    ""Let them eat cake!""

    I believe that in this case, the correct expression is "Let Them Eat Grass".

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  11. Anonymous9:04 PM

    "Hell, the only reason Obama got any votes at all from young men aged 18-30 was their desire to get laid, or more accurately, to break their involuntary celibacy."

    I can only speak for myself but I desire to get PAID and break my involuntary poverty.

    I don't need sex, I need money.

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