A long time ago, when Cappy was in his gallivanting, bachelorhood years, one of the many girls he dated fancied herself an "artist." So much so she plastered her naked front with pink paint and then pressed it on a black canvas, giving it to the young Captain as a gift.
It was fine when I had my bachelor pad in Wyoming, but since I've moved back it's been sitting tucked away in a closet for two years (that and my girlfriend would kind of frown upon it being hung up somewhere).
Anyway, I've decided to auction it off to get rid of it, the proceeds of which will be donated to my favorite charity - me. I will then take said proceeds and put it all on red at a roulette table.
Bidding will start at $1.
Bidding will close at the end of the month.
Make your bids in the comment section below.
I will announce the winner at the end of the month.
Payment will then be made to my paypal account.
Shipping costs will be paid by me.
No, I will not put it on E-Bay so don't say, "Dude, you should put that on E-bay"
Forward to anybody who might be interested.
Sincerely,
Cappy
I'm kind of creeped out. It looks like some kind of one-eyed, pink mickey mouse monster.
ReplyDeleteDude - you should put that on E- ... oh hell.
ReplyDeleteI suspect the final price for this POS will not allow you to break even on shipping.
ReplyDeleteWell, she was a keeper.
ReplyDeleteWell, she was a keeper.
ReplyDeleteJust throw it out, buddy.
ReplyDeleteIt's not worth anything.
$1, to be put toward a good cigar.
ReplyDelete(I'll bid $2 if instead of sending it to me you'll send it to that woman who was stalking Matt Forney a few months ago.)
I bid 50 Cents.
ReplyDeleteEh... I need something for my garage, I'll put a fiver down.
ReplyDelete$1
ReplyDeleteI give you 3 dollars!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, just to start the ball rolling: I'd buy that for a dollar!
ReplyDeleteI'll bid $3.50
ReplyDeleteNow, I just need to find someone who will let me borrow (or, perhaps give me) $3.50...
The highest bid stands at $5. Do I hear $6? $6 dollars!?
ReplyDelete7.50 USD!
ReplyDelete$10.00 USD
ReplyDeleteA round of Guinness for you and Aurini next time you're in Calgary.
ReplyDeleteOr is cash the only currency here?
$7.51 -- just to be a prick.
ReplyDelete$10 ladies and gentlemen, $10.
ReplyDeleteDo I hear $12, $12 US American Dollars?
12.02 usd
ReplyDeleteAaron,
ReplyDeleteHow much is it going to cost you to ship it?
Accept Canadian Tire money?
ReplyDeleteGaryinWpg
The centered nipple imprint is interesting. Smithsonian Museum of Anatomy could send you a tote bag, Cappy.
ReplyDelete$20 USD, my roommate's birthday is coming up and he hasn't seen a good pair of tits in a while.
ReplyDeleteI hope no one from Australia wins it. You guys don't do surface mail down here anymore. Will cost you a fortune in shipping. Volumetric calculations indeed, the rat bastards.
ReplyDelete23.01 USD
ReplyDelete23.01 USD
ReplyDelete$30 USD
ReplyDelete$35
ReplyDeleteI'll throw 40 'Merica dollars on it.
ReplyDelete$42
ReplyDelete45 'Merican dollars then!
ReplyDeleteBarney's Bid is essentially $45
ReplyDelete$55 for the consultation (rates on your Asshole Consulting page) and $45 for this masterpiece
Im bidding $55 just for the "painting". No consultation.
$55 is the current bid.
ReplyDelete$75 USD
ReplyDeleteNot sure if my post made it. $75 USD
ReplyDelete59.69 bucks!
ReplyDelete60 for the art cappy
ReplyDelete$56
ReplyDelete$56
ReplyDeletenext time have a cam girl auction it off & then you'll have $400 + $55.
ReplyDelete56
ReplyDeleteJBly is the winner at $75!
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