a motorcycle ride to the Bakken,
auctioning off my ex gf's tits,
ladies, ENOUGH WITH THE MAXI DRESSES
"I don't live my life for men,"
pregnant isn't beautiful,
neither are tats,
Phil and his dog living the American dream,
hairy armpits for extra credit
and MORE
in this Episode of The Clarey Podcast!
I quite liked your free verse poem. Then I realized it wasn't one. :-)
ReplyDeleteWhen riding motorcycles or flying smaller airplanes, never ever pre-plan where you are going to stay. Leads to crashes and soaked leathers. Signed, Mr. Been-there.
ReplyDeleteFree verse is poetry for people who struggle with rhyme, meter, or any other form actual structure.
ReplyDeleteBasically, it's "poetry" for people who have no business writing poetry, but want their random drivel to be seen as more meaningful than it really is.
Hairy armpits on women are sexy. All the more so when they are sweaty.
ReplyDeleteHere's some directions to come visit and buy a beer for Torgo. "Go down Plymouth Road and take a left where the Pfizer plant used to be."
ReplyDelete"There's always a price for nice." Quote of the podcast!
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