The man that is too lazy to ask for directions, or too afraid to ask a question out of fear of being seen as stupid, or too dumb to read a manual - is beneath contempt. I have had men like that whine and bitch at me because of the extra costs incurred because I have to fix the messes they've made. Real men don't cut corners.
And - in real life - James Bond would have been dead 100 times over. He lives only by the grace of Hollywood, which, at the moment - is currently owned by the most unmanly of moral and intellectual cripples.
Cappy, if you ever find yourself in Texas, and want to *really* cut that bike loose, I'll cover your first trackday, and lend you thr appropriate gear. There's 5 racetracks to choose from within a few hours of Houston.
I do this every day.
ReplyDeleteThat's dumb. Youtube tutorials are one of the best parts of the internet age.
ReplyDeleteI prefer printed manuals myself.
ReplyDeleteHorse puckey!
ReplyDeleteThe man that is too lazy to ask for directions, or too afraid to ask a question out of fear of being seen as stupid, or too dumb to read a manual - is beneath contempt. I have had men like that whine and bitch at me because of the extra costs incurred because I have to fix the messes they've made. Real men don't cut corners.
And - in real life - James Bond would have been dead 100 times over. He lives only by the grace of Hollywood, which, at the moment - is currently owned by the most unmanly of moral and intellectual cripples.
Unfair! OMGZ This meme triggered me!
ReplyDeleteIt's not my fault my feminist mommy threw out my daddy just because
And now I need to use youtube to learn the things he should have been around to teach me!
Every self repair is a victory regardless of if youtube was used or not!!!
( above is presented just slightly tongue in cheek )
Fixing stuff yourself without YouTube was pretty much the way EVERYONE did it back then. So, no extra points.
ReplyDeleteEveryone used to have dad's guiding hand too. Now less than half of everybody has that.
DeleteCappy, if you ever find yourself in Texas, and want to *really* cut that bike loose, I'll cover your first trackday, and lend you thr appropriate gear. There's 5 racetracks to choose from within a few hours of Houston.
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