It's Not the Single Mother's Fault

that she married the man who would murder her child.

See, he was just a great guy, so great you just had to exchange vows with him, and then all of the sudden, POOF!!!!!  He totally changed 180 and killed her daughter.  Out of nowhere!! No signs.  No hints.  Just BAAAM!!! Dr. Jeykell and Mr. Hyde!

See, so there were absolutely NO warning signs and this woman, who let the murderer of her daughter into their home, is not to have any guilt whatsoever because single mothers are never wrong about anything ever.

All I ask of you fuck up baby boomer (and now) Gen X parents is can you at least not murder your children or step children and leave them alive long enough so they seek help from Asshole Consulting?  See my business needs future clients, and you guys have been doing a GREAT job fucking up generations of children.  I appreciate it, I really do.  But if you kill them then how am I supposed to make money on your shitting parenting job?

Abuse them, beat them, scream at them, steal from them, and give them the WORST advice possible.  But for the love of god, don't kill them.  I need them alive!