Clarey hates the Susan G. Komen Foundation almost as much as he hates breast cancer.
Kentucky may beat Wyoming for dumbest state.
Somalis get free rent in Minneapolis so they can travel home.
Health insurance premiums going up in Minnesota.
Cappy visits the first KFC.
AND MORE
In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!
Yeah, well. People in Kentucky are not, as a rule, stupid. Often a bit ignorant, but not incapable. I would know, I was born in Kentucky, and have lived here for most of my life.
ReplyDeleteThere's still no download button available for this one on Soundcloud...just saying.
ReplyDeleteFinally listened to the whole story. Cap, you have the worst luck. You get stuck behind a couple of 'clovers' getting off of a freeway ramp, only to be delayed by lines in a pair of semi-casual fast food establishments. On a Sunday afternoon. In the bible belt. Seriously; every American social event involves food, so what did you think that churchgoers do following Sunday services? For many of these people, this is the highest order social event that they regularly attend.
ReplyDeleteAs to the idea that the Metro full of middle aged adults noisily eating chicken in their car possibly stealing your gear, that wasn't an unrealistic threat.
ReplyDeleteAlso, London isn't quite the epi-center of idiocy in Kentucky, but it is about as close as you can approach it by way of the Interstate. About 30 miles due East from there is likely greatest concentration of stupid I have ever encountered, my wife's extended family.
@Anonymous, it's an intelligence test. Figure it out.
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