Sunday, November 13, 2016

Loving Government Checks More than Your Children

This is child abuse and somebody better call CPS:


7 comments:

  1. Damn... What a bitch.

    On a sidenote, I couldn't quite make out the sign. Anyone know what it said?

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  2. Right now I'm thinking that the alt right needs a theme song.

    Here's my suggestion.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeE1Y8S6jVc

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  3. Post Alley Crackpot1:29 PM

    evilwhitemalempire: Why not write your own parody of another song?

    I can already hear some of the lyrics:

    (To the tune of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants)

    Government check, government check
    Makin' our lives an absolute wreck
    Workin' a job, that's not important
    Government check ...

    Is he a 'tard, or is he a nut?
    Unemployment, he feels in his gut?
    He'll take it all as best he can
    Everyone pays, government check ...

    Successful man, successful man
    Successful man hates government check
    They fight and fight over stupid dreck
    Successful man ...

    Socialist man, socialist man
    Socialist man loves him some government check
    Of other people, they don't give a feck
    Socialist man ...

    ---

    Yo, help a brother out with these lyrics,
    I can't do all of the heavy lifting here
    because I gotta go get my government check ...

    :-)

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  4. I really hope this goes viral - and that when that kid gets old enough that he beats the bitch to a bloody pulp.

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  5. an update to that video
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz3xgr13lK8

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  6. That's pretty good, Post Alley.

    I'd recommend just a slight revision... replace "government check" with "government man".

    You'd have to alter a couple of lines, though. Maybe something like this as an example:

    Government man, government man
    Makin' our lives impossible man...

    The second "man" being an expression, rather than a noun.

    I don't know, I'm no song writer, guys.

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  7. Post Alley Crackpot1:05 PM

    Oh, yeah, I almost forgot!

    Here's a message for that Dear Ol' Mom who did this to that kid ...

    You know the joke about your kids picking your "rest home" for you, that you should be nice to your kids because of that?

    You aren't going to be that lucky.

    Cat food, it's not just for the cats of spinster American women anymore!

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