Asshole Consulting Bumpersticker

I went to the prestigious Carlson School of Management so I know what I'm doing when it comes to marketing.  Thus, why I'm offering anybody who wants one, a free and super-duper, tippy-top, hoity-toity, with the fancy-schmancy "OFFICIAL" Asshole Consulting bumper sticker!

E-mail me if you want one, provide me your mailing address, and I'll drop one in the mail for you IF YOU PROMISE TO PUT IT ON YOUR DAMN CAR (or laptop cover, which is also acceptable).