Monday, December 17, 2018
Is There Anything More Empowering than Divorcing a Prince?
Let it be known here that the Ole Captain predicted this woman will divorce Harry because it will be the most empowering thing a woman ever did by today's standards of empowerment. I say "today's standards" because Margaret Thatcher had real power by real standards. But the day is coming, boys and girls. The day is coming.
I'd speculate that she went into this with the full intention of seeking the cash and prizes that would be available.
ReplyDeleteHarry has signaled so many beta behaviors over recent years that I doubt she saw this agreement (aka marriage) as anything else but a short financial exchange, I have no sympathy for o'l Harry either, even a lowly pheasant like myself saw it all for what it was to begin with. He should have stuck with partying in Vegas with loads of actually attractive women.
She's 37?
ReplyDeleteThat's quite alright, dear, sweet Princess Harry. There are others who have already taken part in the pheasant hunt to make up for your pussy-whipped ass. We shot a cartload of pheasants, roasted them up and ate them. They sure were tasty too.
ReplyDeleteI hope she is keeping your balls nice and safe, but I wouldn't count on it.
She's 37?
ReplyDeleteBlack don't crack.
And the reason they got married is that he got her pregnant. Grandma would have insisted. As for her ambitions, I don't think she has any idea what she's up against. If QEII is still alive when Markle decides to break it off, the ex-princess is going to be in for a world of pain.
Heh, Cappy, allow me to add another nail to this coffin of sorts.....
ReplyDeleteShe is also apparently forcing him to become a vegan (bring on that low 'T'):
"Prince Harry is said to be eating much more healthily since dating the then Meghan Markle, including eating much less meat. The Duchess once told Good Housekeeping magazine that she always kept chia seed pudding in her fridge along with almond milk, carrits and hummus and green juice".
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/16/palace-denies-claims-prince-harry-banned-boxing-day-shoot-wife/
The "Dutchess"??? amazing, simply amazing, my grandmother used to use the phrase that "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear". I guess I could easily become a king then.
Cheers man.
Wtf was this fool thinking. She's not even that hot.
ReplyDeleteThis tart's own father wrote a letter to warn him what a gold-digger she was, but to no avail. He could have flown in virgins from all over the empire to select as a wife and instead he married a failed, divorced (natch) actress from California? What a dupe. Just checked and yes- she is pregnaent. Cha-$hing.
ReplyDeleteThe magic 8 ball says, she will have a traffic accident in the future.
So much for marital headship. I suppose that dead cows, pigs, and fish are no longer served to the royal family. I wonder if she even knows where food comes from.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think Harry would not have shit for brains. Marrying a 37 year old divorcee with so much baggage she doesn't even invite her father to her wedding. Father issues anybody? So many red flags there. Another one? Actress and avowed feminist. Yup, no need to go pheasant hunting, your goose is cooked with stuffed prairie oysters - yours.
ReplyDeleteEverything we know from observable reality says that you're right, Cappy.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost inevitable, and the fallout could tear the British monarchy apart, ending hundreds of years of British history. Quite how I feel about that is another question altogether - the Queen is fantastic, but her son and heir is a tool of intergalactic proportions.
Dayam. He was the only member of the Royal Family (besides his mother) to look halfway normal and the only woman he can score is a nearly middle-aged Kim Kardashian wannabe with a trailer trash family? Either that woman has some magical tantric sex power, or Harry hates himself with the intensity of a supernova. He should have paid more attention to his older brother, who looks like a genetic dead end, but is popping out his 4th kid with England's only remaining pretty woman.
ReplyDeleteIf this dumb skank-ho is truly intent on dumping Harry and really thinks that he is subject to the same legal threats as the commoners, she DESERVES the hell she is going to suffer for her stupidity.
ReplyDeleteA decent-looking aristocrat marred a bland and featureless post-wall leftover.
ReplyDeleteI will stick to my guns....this was an ARRANGED marriage.
ReplyDeleteThe Queen is 92 years old and by FAR the most (only?) loved one of the whole lot.
The next-in-line is an idiotic adultering cuck....and highly disrespected by the Brits.
Our Next Prime Minister could well be a Republican Commie that hates the Royal Family.
This Fake marriage was a massive gamble (in order to make the Royals to look more "Progressive" and popular)...and it failed miserably!
100% Fake Arranged Marriage.
You’re right but nobody cashes out of the royal family with prizes
ReplyDeleteIf she has children with him the best she will get is a house on one of the estates and almost no money.
They’re used to chancers and they saw her a mile off.
"Just checked and yes- she is pregnaent. Cha-$hing."
ReplyDeleteInconvenient royalty has a habit of disappearing. Maybe Harry is just trying to torpedo the whole facade.
Prince George is going to give that cousin-to-be hell. Harry should of knocked up that blonde South African chick he was getting around with. Jude Law should of been consulted, I mean, Harry had the whole royal bad boy thing going on, wtf happened!?
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