What a pussy. He married an insecure mother in law, not a woman. Screw her. You know what a good wife would do? What my wife did: She was 7 month pregnant and I wanted to watch a Stanley cup game with my buddies. She said go watch it, it was at Hooters. I said I can’t drink and drive. So... SHE DROVE ME. I drank lot of beer, ate lots of (crappy) Wings, and after the game she DROVE ME BACK HOME. This is why, when she asks for a favour, I might be enclined to indulge her. Of course, she is not American. Traditional Asian girl. A lot of my married friends do not believe this story. Is it any wonder?
Why do they even have royalty anymore? What's the point? What has the queen even done politically in the last few decades? ANYTHING? Does she even know what the EU is, much less that they joined, much less that they are leaving?
They deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteThe urologist would have to look in the wife's purse for them, I think.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pussy. He married an insecure mother in law, not a woman. Screw her. You know what a good wife would do? What my wife did: She was 7 month pregnant and I wanted to watch a Stanley cup game with my buddies. She said go watch it, it was at Hooters. I said I can’t drink and drive. So... SHE DROVE ME. I drank lot of beer, ate lots of (crappy) Wings, and after the game she DROVE ME BACK HOME. This is why, when she asks for a favour, I might be enclined to indulge her. Of course, she is not American. Traditional Asian girl. A lot of my married friends do not believe this story. Is it any wonder?
ReplyDeleteWhy do they even have royalty anymore? What's the point? What has the queen even done politically in the last few decades? ANYTHING? Does she even know what the EU is, much less that they joined, much less that they are leaving?
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