No, No, NO, she didn't FALL to her death: she was trying to be the first WOMAN to do what Charles Whitman did at UT Austin back in '66. Unfortunately, she didn't know how to obtain or handle a firearm (she was probably afraid of them and hated them anyway), so she decided to do the next best thing and kill somebody by landing on them. Evidently she failed at THAT too.
Oh, well. I guess none of deh wimminz are gonna "do what Chuck did, only better" for a while.
Never go full lemming.
ReplyDeleteIn a dark mood Cappy?
ReplyDeleteNatural selection at work.
ReplyDeleteBeing a productive member of society is sooo last century. Get with it, Cappy.
ReplyDeleteNext up: help her parents pay for her student loan.
ReplyDeleteNo, No, NO, she didn't FALL to her death: she was trying to be the first WOMAN to do what Charles Whitman did at UT Austin back in '66. Unfortunately, she didn't know how to obtain or handle a firearm (she was probably afraid of them and hated them anyway), so she decided to do the next best thing and kill somebody by landing on them. Evidently she failed at THAT too.
ReplyDeleteOh, well. I guess none of deh wimminz are gonna "do what Chuck did, only better" for a while.
I probably should not have found this as funny as I did!
ReplyDeleteHall of Fame second baseman Frankie Frisch was known as the Fordham Flash.
ReplyDeleteI guess we can call her the Fordham Splash.