Dear Journalists and Journalism Majors,
In light of the recent layoffs in your "profession" I think you need to know where your place in this world is, especially given the state of journalism these past few decades.
You are completely unnecessary.
You are not "critical" to the economy, let alone society.
The vast majority of you are lazy adult children who didn't want to try hard in college, but had the added flaw of being arrogant enough at 17 years of age to think you knew better AND other people should listen to you.
You are propagandists.
Liars.
Political pawns.
Yellow journalists.
Brown journalists.
The scum of the Earth.
The average citizen with the freedom of speech and an internet connect is a drastically superior journalist, as well as human being to you.
Please FOAD. You offer nothing of value to society. You are worthless human beings.
Sincerely,
People with Real Jobs Who Work for a Living
"Hundreds of Propagandists Are Being Laid Off, Right When the Proles Need Them the Most"
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ReplyDeleteThey were told there would be no math in their profession. Too bad they lied:
ReplyDelete$50/hr x 0hrs == $0 pay.
I believe there was a wise sage that once said -- "Learn to program."
"Just learn to code, bro."
ReplyDeleteI guess they could 'learn to landscape', but few are qualified to mow a lawn unsupervised.
ReplyDeleteThat are all fake news..
ReplyDeleteThey could help providing the fertilizer though.
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