This is an advertisement for my buddy Alex. He runs the company "Academic Composition" and for years has been countering the stupid, irrational, and evil trend of colleges and employers requiring ever more and worthless classes in order to give you "permission" to work.
THere is naturally "The Great Resignation" happening across the US and the West, but many of you are going to insist on improving your life and will unfortunately be forced into this rent-seeking world of marxist, leftist academics and HR cunts who love making poor, young people jump through unnecessary hoops to find employment.
If this is the case OR you are looking for employment that you can do from home, or in any other way want to AVOID this unfair system, may I recommend Academic Composition either as a potential employer or a service you would use:
Dear friends of Academic Composition,
You have been of enormous help in the last few years! We have come a very long way with you, and we need your help again.
Many
of you have used our services, and some have joined us as writers.
While returning customers and writers are the backbone of our
organization, we need stellar marketers to help us grow. Over the last
few years, over 200 of Aaron’s readers have joined us as marketers, and
we have expanded to the point where we need more.
Despite
the enormous demand for our services, the Great Resignation is a crude
reality for all businesses, and ours is not an exception.
We
need additional marketers, and the scheme is simple: you post our ads
on social media, and we will pay you $5 for each person who responds. In
light of the recent labor shortage, we will offer an additional
incentive: you will also be paid $5 for the service of posting an ad.
Each week, you can expect to receive a few leads, and you will need just
a few minutes to post the ads. Effectively, you will be making more
than a dollar per minute: many of our marketers average $20-30 per week
in less than five minutes of work. During the high season, they earn
$50-75.
In summary, this is how you will be compensated.
1. $5 for the service of posting the ad
2. $5 for each person who responds
To get started, please follow these basic steps.
1. Create a new gmail address
2.
Activate the gmail forwarding feature. You may either follow the
tutorial below or share the password to your new account, which will
enable us to complete the forwarding authorization for you.
If you choose to activate the forwarding feature on your own, please make sure that all incoming emails are directed to
Aleksey.Bashtavenko@gmail.com
3. Use that new gmail address and create an account with Craigslist.
Why are you so intent on college students not writing their own papers?
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