Sunday, August 28, 2011

Thank You Sidewinder77

Looked at my stats and said, "what in Hades is going on here?"


Many thanks to Sidewinder77 for posting to reddit.

This is a reminder that the Captain fully endorses his Lieutenants to forward, mention, e-mail, post to Reddit, etc., any of his articles, postings, books or papers. And even though Reddit is basically more or less a 20 something leftist site, any traffic is good traffic.

Plus, how else is the Captain going to attain Drudgereport-like status so he can sit on a beach and write far far away with Jennifer Aniston serving him Rumpleminze as we converse with each other;

Captain - "Dear, isn't it wonderful living off of my wise investments into Aussie dollars?"

Jennifer - "Yes, my sexy, libertarian stud muffin, it is. I just find your ability to predict and yet at the same time, enjoy the decline enamoring. Another shot of Rumpie?"

Captain - "Why yes my darling. Wait, isn't that the same bikini you wore last week? And how do you manage to walk in the sand with heels?"

Jennifer - "Oh, I practiced before you picked me up in your personal F-18 Super Hornet. I think I have it down. Can I pull out the 60" LCD screen, the surround sound stereo system onto the beach, rig it all up and throw Kelly's Heroes in the DVD for you?"

Captain - "Oh sure, what the heck."

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:30 AM

    Good to know that success hasn't gone to your head.

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  2. Sedulous11:32 AM

    Jennifer Aniston? meh!

    She's on the cusp of leathery cougardom. Surely you can do better.

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  3. Oh, I practiced before you picked me up in your personal F-18 Super Hornet.

    The good kind of Rhino...

    I agree with Sedulous though, you could do much better than Jennifer Aniston. Why not find a pretty girl?

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  4. WHA????

    What is wrong with you guys?????

    What is wrong with Jennifer Aniston?

    I mean, if you are some young punk yoots in your 20's then, yeah, sure you go chase the Megan Foxes around. But geesh! Aniston? Heels? Beach? F-18? not hot??

    Mercy, what is happening to the youth of America!

    You kids nowadays with your texting and

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