Friday, December 15, 2006

Laying Down Some of Dat Christmas Economic Cheer

I hope you maximize
Your utility
This Christmas

I hope you maximize
Your time
This Year

So why don’t you get smart?
Allow me my economic wisdom to impart
And move your cute bod over here.

I hope you allocate
Your resources
This Christmas

I hope you allocate
Efficiently
Along the frontier

If Milton Freidman has his way
He’d look at you and say
“Baby, all I want for Christmas is to leer.”

I hope you model
All your formulas
This Christmas

I hope you model
In front of me
In something sheer

And I’m sorry I must insist
That you give me your kiss
For your kisses provide me more utility than beer.

Have a Merry Christmas all, I'll be in and out for little while.
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:53 AM

    How romantic! Hope 'the girl' sees this and your wish comes true.

    Best wishes to you in the coming year. Thanks for providing this interesting and enlightening blog.

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  2. Captain Capitalism9:20 PM

    Hey Mollie,

    Thanks, whenever "the girl" comes around, I'll be sure to lavish her with such poetry. In the meantime I'll just dedicate to the only women deserving of such poetry;

    Libertarian chicks.

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