OK Cappy Cappites, sit down for this one.
Ovary transplants are now possible which technically postpones menopause indefinitely, but the Rationalization Hamster takes this medical breakthrough and rationalizes it to mean "men will find me attractive indefinitely."
I wonder when women will start consulting men about what we do and do not find attractive as opposed to women authors in women's magazines. Eh, why ruin their lives with the truth. Much more fun to watch their RH's ram them into walls constantly. I find it enjoyable. Don't you? Popcorn anyone?
Women will never listen to men about what men find attractive because most of them know that they can't actually live up to what men find attractive. Living in a fantasy world that makes you feel better about yourself is easier than living in the real world that has harsh and difficult expectations you can't meet.
ReplyDeleteWhat this also does, aside from deluding older women that they can compete in physical attractiveness with a 21 year old, is it gives those 29 year olds the ammo needed to continue searching for the perfect man. No more worries about the clock running out, and having to actually settle for a hard working blue collar man that adores you, but suffers from the unforgivable sin of not having a prestigous job, not being tall enough, not having perfectly groomed back hair, and HEAVEN FORBID, he might actually like drinking beer and watching sports.
ReplyDeleteSo you say that men have ridiculous expectations, Daniel?
ReplyDeleteNo, but then you knew that.
ReplyDeleteWomen don't ask men what we find attractive because they babble gibberish when we ask them the same question. A straight answer to a simple question is not within the ordinary range of female experience.
ReplyDeleteGastric bypasses for everyone!
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