OK Cappy Cappites, sit down for this one.
Ovary transplants are now possible which technically postpones menopause indefinitely, but the Rationalization Hamster takes this medical breakthrough and rationalizes it to mean "men will find me attractive indefinitely."
I wonder when women will start consulting men about what we do and do not find attractive as opposed to women authors in women's magazines. Eh, why ruin their lives with the truth. Much more fun to watch their RH's ram them into walls constantly. I find it enjoyable. Don't you? Popcorn anyone?