My Compilation of Crying Hillary Supporters

This makes me feel a touch better.  But we're a loooooong way from even-stevens for these socialist parasites taking 40% of my life time labor for their own political interests.  Do note how ugly these women are.  I'm not joking, there is a correlation between leftist political belief and ugliness.

I know ladies, I know.  "Vagina" didn't win it, and nor should it ever have because that's genuine sexism.  You might get 5% less a raise this year in your cushy government-make-work non-profit jobs.  And you know what, some of you might experience what we do in the private sector and get laid off.  I know, your life is NOT going to be perfect.  It's just not fair!

And I know, I know.  You're likely going to have to pay back those nasty mean taxpayers who lent you money at lower-than-market-rates for your women's studies degrees and your masters in communications programs.  And there's an increasing chance you'll have to work real jobs, because, well...most of you are fat and ugly and no man is going to want to marry you.  So good luck paying back your $150,000 liberal arts degree tab slinging coffee for $8.60 an hour.

And dearies, trust me, I know.  Without private sector workers forced to fork over 50% of their income, you're not going to be able to afford that brand new Volvo because the "Vice Reserve Assistant Deputy Diversity Director" position won't be funded at PCU.  You're not going to be able to afford those daily $5 lattes at the organic shop.  Yes, you may have to shop at the commoner's grocery stores where everything is not organic.  You'll have to slum it with normal, real people who work real jobs, and don't depend on government largess to finance their made-up faux careers, or just outright government checks.  It is truly horrible the world you live in.

But at anytime, and trust me, we all understand, it's OK if you move to Sweden where everything is perfect and feminism reigns supreme.  Because they at least know that "because vagina" is the answer to all of the world's problems.  They're so much smarter and not-sexist, it's a utopia already in existence.  I suggest moving to Malmo.  I hear it's very diverse over there.

Enjoy the decline.