Wednesday, January 04, 2017

FIFO Feminism

From my latest ROK piece:
 
"FIFO assumes the first gallon of gas you bought is the first gallon of gas you sell.  Therefore the “first gallon in” is the “first gallon out” and you record your costs and revenues accordingly.  But the accounting concept of FIFO does not just apply to accounting.  It holds an lesson and some hope for the United States.  For in the world of feminism the United States was certain the first country to experiment with, and fully implement, feminism.  And if this simple accounting rule holds true we’ll be the first to get out and be done with it, perhaps forever."

The Most Fuck Up Millennial Story Ever Told

Warning, this is 30 minutes long, but it is a great case study on where fatherless homes, substituted with government checks, all with the public schools, both at the K-12 and collegiate level, will leave you.  This is the byproduct of replacing nuclear families with the state.


Tuesday, January 03, 2017

Monday, January 02, 2017

Venezuela and China Working to Solve Hyperinflation

Or maybe just ensure the US remains the world's reserve currency.

Curse Free Episode #15 of The Clarey Podcast!

It is NOT Cappy's birthday.
Fan male.
The Last Santa of Dayton's/Macy's.
Ignoring Millennial News Should Be Your New Year's Resolution.
"Chief Resiliency Officer."

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Saturday, December 31, 2016

What Your New Years Resolution Should Be

A common refrain I hear amongst friends, colleagues, and listeners is just how little TV they're consuming nowadays.  In part this is due to digital media consuming a larger percentage of people's free time.  In part it's due to the increasing average age, and thus maturity, of my social and professional networks.  And in part it's due to the lack of creativity and new ideas coming out of Hollywood.  But the single largest factor for driving people away from the television, even to the extent of getting rid of it is...

the shows are just plain stupid.

Be it the Kardashians, daytime soap operas, reality TV, or cookie cutter sitcoms television is just not intelligent enough to stimulate the intellects of my audience.  And I'm not saying that to kiss up to my audience.  I'm saying it because it's true.  Television today is PAINFULLY stupid to people with above average IQ's.

So riddle me this, riddle me that...

Why are fans sending me articles from tabloids all the time?

At first you may be saying, "Well who is actually sending you articles from TABLOIDS???  Come on, Cappy.  Nobody in your audience is too stupid to do that!"  And you're right, they're not.  But what they are doing is failing to identify the new tabloids of today for what they are, and therefore failing to identify what is truly news versus what is nothing more than clickbait, propaganda, and the lame personal internet diaries of failed leftist millennials.  And everybody who is on the right side of the political spectrum would do well to make it their New Year's resolution to identify it, ignore it, and swear off of it for 2017.

For example, what originally put me onto this was the international shit show that occurred when I penned my Mad Max piece stating I wasn't going to see it because it was advertised as a feminist film.  The world got its communal panties in a bundle which earned me an article at the Daily Mail.  But what I noticed was just how wrong, erroneous, and false the article was about what I wrote.  There was no journalistic integrity whatsoever which led me to discover, after further research, that the Daily Mail was not a legitimate newspaper, but mere a rank tabloid on par with The Enquirer.  Additionally, it's not just the Daily Mail, but nearly ALL the tabloids ignorant Americans forward because we assume (much like their accents) because it's British, then it must be correct and right.

The Sun
The Mirror
The Daily Express
The Sunday Mirror and
The Morning Star

All tabloids, all of which post fake articles like this that are purposely designed to make rightists in the US see red, share the link like wildfire, make it go viral, and make them millions of pounds.

Another example is online American-bred gossip columns that you don't have to be a Benedict Cumberbatch-level Sherlock Holmes to figure out are using leftist politics to drive traffic to their sites.  Joe Soucheray, a local talk show host here in the Twin Cities, did Vulture.com and its writer (Brian Moylan) a huge favor when he not only read their article about "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer being gay," but ranted about it for a full 45 minutes on his talk show.  Unwittingly he helped this trash go viral, earning Vulture additional advertising dollars and Bryan Molan a healthy commission check.  But before you tisk tisk Mr. Soucheray for falling for such an obvious ploy, how many of you forwarded Gawker, Vice, and Buzzfeed articles this year when all it did was benefit leftists like these human rejects?

And, speaking of human rejects, then there's what I consider "The Internet Diaries of Failed Leftist Millennials."  I realized this was a third form of tabloids we non-leftists suffer while listening to a podcast about one Allison Moon.  The was reading an article from The Other McCain that was highlighting Allison Moon for being nothing more than your average run of the mill feminist.  Nothing new was reported, nothing new was gleaned and all I learned that there was an yet ANOTHER obscure millennial out there whining about white males.  However, it is not so much the sensationalism of the Allison Moons of the world, but that there's so many of them.

How many "articles" have you read from some whinny millennial brat about some insane complaint about the real world, forwarded it to your friends, but can't remember for the life of you the name of the person or what they were complaining about two months later?  I remember an "award winning journalist" in Chicago complaining on her blog that illegal aliens who didn't speak English didn't save up enough for retirement.  Another millennial child complaining about how liberal arts degrees were in fact more difficult than STEM.  There was Polly Dunning, a feminist-turned mom who regretted having a boy.  And how many drama-bitching millennials were writing "articles" or putting together "videos" about the unfairness of Donald Trump getting elected?

The only problem is neither you nor I can remember any of these people because there's a cacophony of them and they get lost in the noise, not to mention the commonness of their whinny, childish, entitled message.  And the only reason I remembered Polly Dunning was because somebody just sent me the link to her article (again, benefiting this attention whore).  But Polly is precisely the person to make my point because who is she?

She's a nobody.  A loser.  A nothing.

She only has 1,300 twitter followers.
A whopping 900 on YouTube.
Majored in english and works in the laughably fake and easy profession of being a teacher.

Why in hell's name would anybody listen to this inexperienced, totally common, totally boring leftist millennial?

The reason why is she successfully got her 15 minutes of internet fame, and you will unlikely ever hear from her again.  But because there's millions of them, we can expect a new Polly Dunning with some form of outlandish millennial leftist dipshittery to grace the headlines and grab our attention.

The truth is Polly Dunning is the epitome of the third form of fake news - "The Failed Millennial Leftist Diary."  Merely one of millions of failed leftist millennials who cannot accept that, even with their precious liberal arts degrees, they are common, boring, and offer nothing of value to the world.  Since they cannot accept this and their ego must be satiated, they go to the internet to journal about their "heroic journey" or "struggle" where they find other sympathetic, self-commiserating failed millennial leftists.  But mere commiseration is not enough, so they resort to increasing levels of sensationalism, brown journalism, and radical story telling to get validation in the form of traffic and likes.  Some, like Polly, get lucky and have one article go viral for 15 minutes of internet fame.  Some get REALLY lucky and get an unpaid job at the Huffington Post.  But they never get more followers, subscribers, or notoriety than a Bernard Chapin, a Robert Stacy McCain, or even myself because their stories and they themselves are unmentionably common.

So my question to all of you is this:

How much time did you and millions of other non-letists waste on these type of stories in 2016?  How many of you forwarded a Daily Mail article, shared a Polly Dunning-like story, or helped make the people at Vulture more profitable by actually believing the gay Rudolph story was real? 

Additionally, how many years did you lower your life expectancy by getting your blood pressure worked up over these fake and irrelevant articles?  How many more minutes of being in a foul mood were you, when you could have been in a happy one?  And did this negatively affect your personal life be it family, friends or your profession, making you angry?  Making you depressed?  Even losing sleep?

And dare I ask how many of you are addicted to this gossip?  Who after decades of leftist media and right wing talk radio have become dependent upon hearing the latest as to how the US is getting screwed in yet another way?

I ask you and fellow non-leftists to promise yourselves a change for the better in 2017.  I ask that you recognize these new tabloids and news stories for what they are - the neo-internet, leftist versions of The Jerry Springer Show.  I ask that you do not forward them, do not read them, do not bother with them and instead spend your time on your family, on your friends, on your loved ones, and on yourselves.  I ask that you use them when it comes mid-term election time as these stories DO indeed help get conservatives elected.  But above all else, for the love of god, if you're going to forward something in 2017, forward this article instead.
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Friday, December 30, 2016

Opening Up a Second Front on the Left

I have many ideas that would be effective, efficient, and devastating to the left.  A "Department of Dirty Tricks," a concept of total economic war, and another idea (that is completely legal, so do not worry) that is so good, I won't even give it an obscure title.  And until I'm paid a princely sum, in my brain they will remain and the republicans, tea party, libertarians, etc., will continue to waste horrendous resources inefficiently fighting the left.

But one that I can let go of it opening up a second front on the left.  One that would strike at the resources that keep them alive, and permit them the luxury of 24-7 activism, propaganda, indoctrination, and politicking:

Cut off their funding.

Adam Piggott explains it much better here, but the idea is very simple.  If you cut the source of blood off for the parasites, then they will be too busy foraging for food (and GASP!  JOBS!) that they won't have time to protest, apply for government grants, block interstates, apply for government hand outs, or park their lazy worthless asses in college.  Oh they'll put up a stink, and they'll certainly shut down interstates.  But after two weeks of no food, no rent, no student loans, and no free transportation, they will rearrange their priorities to find food, clothing, and shelter when their WIC check doesn't come through, their paycheck at the university bounces, or the funding for their worthless public services program is cut. 

Understand the MAIN job of a leftist is to constantly legitimize, rationalize, and validate the theft of other people's money.  If you simply cut it off and force them to work real jobs like the rest of us, they won't have time to write 6 different letters to the same congressman, vote 5 different times for the same politician, nor apply for welfare in 4 different states.

Of course, this all pre-supposes republicans and our politicians grow a pair, which is the weakest part of this entire plan.

Enjoy the Decline Now Available in Audio!

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Thursday, December 29, 2016

National Geographic

Like all artists, they can't just create art and let it speak for itself.  It needs to have a political bend to it and that's why I don't bother reading national geographic.

You Never Apologize

Never ever.

What is sad is how feminism and leftist politics have not only made it impossible to compliment a woman, but now make it impossible for a woman to ever have a legacy of being beautiful.

You leftists wanted this world.  You will get it.  And you will all be forever remembered as being ugly.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Episode #178 of The Clarey Podcast - Davis Aurini as Guest!

Drama in the Manosphere...it's not worth it.
"Under the Kissletow" and other chick flicks.
Holding a girl's hand in the 7th grade.
Fake red pill men living lies lead to suicide.

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Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Traffic is the Price California Pays for Socialism

Last winter I had bought a motorcycle in Sarasota, Florida and decided to drive it across the country to San Diego, leaving it in Las Vegas until the spring months came wherein I would be able to drive it back home to Minnesota.  It was a very nice road trip with stops in Phoenix, Sedona, and Puerto Penasco, but as I crossed over from the Salton Sea on Highway 78 to Del Mar I was introduced to an experience I underestimated...

Californian traffic.

Not that I didn't know Californian traffic would be bad, but rather it was how the entire population is held hostage by it and just what a controlling and invasive role it plays in people's daily lives.

The people I stayed with in Del Mar didn't bother leaving their house until it was late in the evening, at one time "risking it" to go to a beach during the noon hour.

Another place I stayed near Huntington Beach, my host was delayed by 2 hours simply because of "traffic," but did not seem angered, angsted, or bothered by it, simply dismissing it as "well, traffic."
I could go on with examples, but it became immediately clear, especially when driving in it, just what a determining and influential role traffic played in everyday Californians' lives.  They weren't necessarily controlled by it, but it was definitely the primary determining factor in how they were going to lead their lives that day.

This then got me thinking, and it wasn't until I was sitting in (you guessed it) traffic near San Bernardino, did I realize what I was witnessing.

Traffic was the true price Californians were paying for the socialism they all loved and voted in.  And upon thinking about it further, I realized just what a heavy price it was.

First, understand that Californians already pay the most in taxes in nearly every form and facet.  Sales tax, gas tax, income tax, fees, tolls, you name it.  Additionally, with more regulation than anywhere else in the country, they pay more for housing, transportation, insurance, and other living expenses, paying essentially a "regulation tax" which further erodes their purchasing power.  When you point out this insanity, trying to explain to them that $3,000 for a San Francisco one bedroom apartment is insane, they are quick to explain the ingenious solution Californians have come up with to deal with these rapish-levels of taxation. They simply dismiss it all away and say, "You can't beat the weather!" (Though Bay area residents usually claim "The restaurants are great!"))  Regardless, the point is Californians DO pay a financial price for the socialist state economy they've instituted.

The second point, however, is that the financial price they pay is merely the explicit cost for this Californian socialism.  The real price they pay comes from the fact the government they voted in puts socialism ahead of the REAL, TRADITIONAL duties of government, and those duties are to provide public goods that benefit every one.

Defense.  Legal systems. Cops.  AND ROADS.

And when given the choice Californians at the state and local levels would rather cut gibmedats checks to their parasites than build roads so their producers can get to work.

This has resulted in the traffic jams that choke California AND every major city.  People will contend it's population growth, but population growth would indicate a linear relationship with economic growth, and thus, taxes that could go to afford more roads.  The truth is socialist local governments, be it the state of California, or the City of Chicago, CHOOSE to spend their money bribing single moms, welfare parasites, liberal arts students, and other sorts of socialists with government goodies to win their votes than provide the adequate highway systems that would be needed to get the engine of our economy (that would be the workers) quickly and efficiently to work.  The result is the sheer amount of time we all waste in leftist socialist "utopias" in commutes and in traffic.

Urban Californians think nothing of spending 2 hours a day in traffic.  That's 12.5% of their waking hours, and a full 25% of their free time wasted paying for the parasites of their socialist utopia.  New Yorkers, I'm sure, are too busy patting themselves on the back for living in New York to notice their commute is taking a toll on their marriage back at home which is about to lead to divorce next week.  And Chicagoans, while bragging about their Metra and El systems, are perfectly fine paying more in taxes so some stranger at the state-funded daycare or some unnecessary "student reserve assistant teacher" at an after school program can raise and spend more time with their kids than they the parents themselves do.  But you see, it's all worth it because of California's weather, Chicago's culture, and those great restaurants in New York.

When you add it all up, increasing amounts of producers' lives are being sucked up by the inadequate transportation systems because money that would have otherwise been earmarked for roads and highways is going to fund the parasites of these leftists' socialist utopias.  Instead of 65% of the state and local budgets going to pay for the parasites of society, imagine if it had gone for roads instead.  It's not that there would be no traffic or even (if you dare to dream) no such thing as a commute (though those are indeed benefits).  It's the amount of your ever-dwindling free time you'd be able to spend on yourself, your spouse, your hobbies, your children, and your life.

I'm absolutely sure that authentic, 100% organic Pakistani restaurant is worth your $4,000 a month rent in San Francisco.

I'm absolutely sure that museum in NYC is worth the divorce papers that are about to be delivered to you in 20 minutes.

And I'm sure the "Los Angeles weather" is totally worth missing out on your kids' childhood as you pump them full of ritalin and they blow their brains out at 17.

Besides, you provided free health care to all the bums, free child care to all the single mom hoot rats, and free education for all the illegal aliens.  And we all know that's infinitely more important than your life.
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Monday, December 26, 2016

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Explaining What Marxism Truly Is

The audio version of "Simplifying Marxism" which you can send to any young minds...or leftists so as to be COMPLETELY clear what is and is not marxism.