If the past 30 years has taught me anything it's that women really, really, REALLY want to have the option to abort their babies. Being libertarian and a misanthrope, I'm not going to stand in their way. Furthermore, though I am pro-choice, I cannot think of a better albatross to throw around the neck of a more deserving group of people than women who are proud to abort their children. It's a horrific decision. It indicates poor planning on their part. And the consequences include something that borders on murdering a human life. If they desperately want that right, then by all means let them have it.
However, the vehemence by which women defend their rights to abortion, birth control, even getting to the point they demand government paid tampons, indicates to me that there's a psychological, cult like obsession with "reproductive rights."
I take the foolish, idealistic notion of doing what maintains the freedom of the individual, balanced with what's in the best interest of the children. And to show you how literal I am, that means aborting children whose mothers are so bad they forgot to take a birth control pill, or are the types of mothers to abort their babies. Life is not precious in my opinion, especially if it will be tortured by a single mom who really, truthfully doesn't want you, or is so irresponsible that they will abort you in the third trimester. A non-existent life is better than a life replete with being brought up by an incompetent single mom. So by all means, abort away.
But it goes beyond that.
Modern day women, feminists, and even our rank and file women are more than willing to draw blood to protect their precious "reproductive rights," unrightly spilling it over to demand other people pay for their birth control, abortions, and unfortunate children who make it past the finish line.
I have a much more efficient, simple, and fair solution:
Mandatory vasectomies for all men.
I've wrestled with this for many years in my life because I was told a vasectomy was 40% permanent. Meaning that only 60% of vasectomies could be reversed, and thus you REALLY REALLY REALLY had to know that you did not want to have children if you went forward with this.
But logic and common sense made me question this. And though not a doctor, I wondered, "can't you simply just take a syringe and extract some semen to artificially impregnate somebody if you wanted to, even though you had a vasectomy?"
Turns out you can.
There are 3-4 ways to extract sperm from a man who has undergone a vasectomy. They are not all successful at first, but after 8 tries studies have found a 100% rate of successfully extracting sperm. And though there will be exceptions where an individual or two cannot ever get sperm extracted post-vasectomy, the numbers brought about an interesting epiphany.
If every guy got a vasectomy,
And the only way to get sperm was with one of these 3-4 unconventional methods,
we'd all be able to still have children, but.....
men would completely own and monopolize reproductive rights.
For some reason, that simple statement right now is sending shock waves down the spinal chords of many women today. Perhaps all of them. And I really to this day don't know why. Women wanted reproductive control and rights and men gave it to them. So why should the prospect of men universally getting vasectomies "screeeeeee" women? Furthermore, shouldn't the consequences of sex (that would be "the childrenzzzz") be of ultimate importance? I cannot help but see how giving men equal authority to women (since women have the nuclear abortion option) as to whether a child is birthed or not would make so many people upset.
But it does, and so let me enumerate the reasons why.
First, there is this feminist (more or less) based cult that obsesses about reproductive rights. Any sane man long ago would have said, "OK, you got the same rights, now let's move on and make a great society." But most within the leftists/feminist political world are so pathetic they don't want to move on. They CAN'T move on. Because all they have is complaining and playing the victim.
Putting reproductive rights in the hands of men denies them of all the steam in their professional victimhood-oppression engine. It completely negates and neutralizes them because it makes it a non-issue.
You don't want kids?
You want to have consequentless free sex?
You want to determine whether a kid comes into this world or not?
Well, worry no longer sister. It ain't even getting to that stage. All men are shooting blanks! Rest easy sister, you can have all the child-free sex you want.
It would take away their pet cause, their core reason for oppression, and they simply don't want to go and find/concoct another. And they CERTAINLY don't want to go out and find a real job!
Second, there would be no more baby-daddy black mail. No more givemedats. Single mothers, who never had any intention of raising their children or being a good wife, whose SOLE purpose was to get some government cheese by breeding would simply be denied and then (once again, the worst nightmare of a lazy person) be forced to get a real job and support herself.
No more "accidental pregnancies."
No more "oops, I forgot to take my pill."
No more "but I want a baaaaabbbyyyyyy!!!!"
No my fine good sir. Unless there is a syringe stuck in your balls, currently extracting semen for the EXPRESS purpose of impregnating a woman, there is not "oops." There is no "accident." And with that, the multi-hundred-billion-dollar industry of undesired child support goes away. It's just a question of whether you're a smart enough man to drop $1,200 on some vasectomy insurance.
Third, ask yourself where most women are employed today.
The truth is a disproportionate plurality is simply employed taking care of other women's children they couldn't take care of themselves. This is a huge, MULTI-TRILLION dollar industry per year that includes the education system, child care, day care, pre-k, and other government leviathans that have been expressly and purposely made to replace men while employing women.
The millions of barren women employed in these industries would have to forfeit their jobs if there was not a constant supply of unwanted children being birthed by women who "oops" forgot to take the pill. These women, no doubt feminists, leftists, and democrats, who ALSO have nothing else to live for in life, will scream BLOODY MURDER if you men dare to get vasectomies on a national level and put control of reproduction completely into the hands of men. Without all these illegitimate children, all social workers would lose their jobs. All day care operators would lose their licenses. Every woman who aborted their children and have nothing left to live for, except their professions, would have to give up their professions of taking care of other women's children. Men, en masse, getting vasectomies would force these women to realize their complete and utter pointlessness and worthlessness, and they simply are not going to have any of that.
They need dysfunctional boys.
They need gangsters.
They need all you boys and men suffering.
Because how else would they legitimize their "Masters in Social Work" or "Masters in Psychology?"
There are very few options real men, real Americans have left to fight against the marxist, oppressionist, and simply hate-filled left. The most powerful of which I believe is that all men get a vasectomy and then "we'll talk" about having children later. It puts reproductive rights squarely into the hands of more somber, judicious people (that would be us - men) and it would end the welfare state within a generation. Shoot, you might even have families where BOTH parents (that would be the "mother" and the "father") actually wanted to have children and all the societal ills of socialist feminism and single-mommy-hood would go away.
Of course, you boys understand WHY modern day women, with all their indoctrination and brainwashing are going to fight tooth and nail if you dare to all get vasectomies.
But then I ask....
Well, isn't "choice" the ultimate principle and value within the women's movement?
Seriously, you men want to strike back at this socialist, feminist, anti-male nonsense? Talk to your urologist and seriously think about getting a vasectomy. You're statistically not giving anything up. But you sure are depriving feminists of the vital hill of "children" they so cowardly hide behind.
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