Monday, December 17, 2018

Nobody is Doing Real Work at Coffee Shops

It's just aged liberal arts majors vainly trying to give themselves value in this world:


Is There Anything More Empowering than Divorcing a Prince?

Let it be known here that the Ole Captain predicted this woman will divorce Harry because it will be the most empowering thing a woman ever did by today's standards of empowerment.  I say "today's standards" because Margaret Thatcher had real power by real standards.  But the day is coming, boys and girls.  The day is coming.





Sunday, December 16, 2018

The Elkins Hour #5 - "Prostitution is the New Normal" Episode

Seeking Arrangement/prostitution will be the new normal.
DO NOT CHASE JAIL BAIT.
Cappy cleans his house...A LOT.
The Scared Accountant.


Friday, December 14, 2018

The Clarey Podcast #277 - The "Lonely Baby Boomers" Episode


People's fear of "normal mental illness."
Parents going into debt for their childrens' worthless degrees.
The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment.
Britain bans "stereotyping advertising."
Baby Boomers OFFICIALLY the "Most Lonely Generation."

and MORE!!!

in THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast.

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Thursday, December 13, 2018

Your Destiny with Maslow and PTSD Awaits


The Marathon

To be blunt, I am successful.

I am not rich any any means, but I will spend a higher percentage of my life being free compared to 99% of the people in the world, even rich people.  I answer to no one.  I have no debts.  I have complete and utter freedom.  I wake up when I want.  I eat what I want.  I ride my motorcycle wherever I want.  And I make my money however I want.  And when the seconds are tallied up at the end of my life, I will have spent a higher percentage of my life doing what I wanted even compared to Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and certainly Steve Jobs.  Because time is all the matters.  Money is a close, yet at the same time, distance second.  And the person who wins at life is the man who spent the highest percent of his life free.  Not who has the most money.

But this success was not sudden.  It was not as if I inherited the lottery or found out I was related to the Daytons and had a trust fund.  It was the result of long term planning, frugality, minimalism, and fiscal discipline.  It was decades in the making, and even though it took decades, the end result was a rare achievement most humans never experience.  But whereas my path to this "successful life" was a long road, much like a marathon the part where you attain success was rather immediate.  Almost a blink of an eye.  And so very much like a marathon where 99.999% of it is the struggle and toil of running, and .0001% is "POOF you pass the finish line," so too is success in life.  But unlike a marathon that has an ending, life continues on well past the finish line.

And that's when the monsters, nightmares, and demons really come out.

Blasting Through Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

Most Red Pill men today face an interesting dichotomy.

On one hand you are almost guaranteed to be (or have been) brought up in a dysfunctional, if not outright hostile environment.  A broken home, a single mom, a deadbeat dad, poverty, drugs, and/or the prison euphemistically called "Public School."  And this says nothing about the lies and propaganda beaten into your skull by 17 years of K-college education, not to mention the blatant lies from the media, government, and society.  And these lies are about everything important in life.  Dating, career, marriage, politics, economics, family, philosophy, and education.  And because they're lies about everything in life, it prevents you from even being marginally successful at life.  At BEST you come out a brainwashed leftist from college with a worthless degree and $75,000 worth of crippling student loans.  At WORSE you are a young black man whose mom is using your social security number to open up credit cards and will disown you if you go to college because she will collect less Section 8 housing money (true story).  The point is upon entering the real world you are incredibly disadvantaged to succeed because of the lies you've been fed.  And this disadvantage is so great, its debatable whether it's your crippled finances that makes it worse, or the mental insanity you endure when the lies you've been told prevent you from making any progress or success in the real world.

On the other hand, never have men (and women) had such easy access to truth and reality.  In the pre-internet days if you were brainwashed it was nearly impossible to figure out you were.  Soviet and Red Chinese citizens actually believed America was the enemy and they were free.  Baby Boomer men actually believed women wanted sensitive 90's men and Baby Boomer women to be treated like men.  And young Gen Xer's were convinced we were all going to die because of the Amazon rainforests or the ozone hole.  But now with the internet you at least have access to different opinions, theories, and philosophies.  You have access to people who offer explanations WHY you're not finding a job, why you're not finding women, and why you're not having success.  Certainly, many of these theories hurt, but AT LEAST it's not propaganda and lies that keep you down.  And AT LEAST it offers a solution to your problems.  Alas, while you may be brainwashed into failing at life, the red pill truths you can get on the internet freely and immediately make recovering from the aforementioned lies and propaganda easy (if you decided to take said red pills).

Now when you take these two variables:

1.  Generations who have never been so lied-to, propagandized, and thus disadvantaged, and
2.  An easily accessible, direct, and blunt solution to their problems via the internet

you get a rapid, almost lightning speed recovery (for anybody bold enough to take and embrace the red pill).  This is great in that you are not left to wander, aimlessly, confused and insane, ultimately wasting your life.  You know what reality is.  You know what the truth is. You have a clear roadmap and path to success.  But the speed at which you recover is so rapid it actually can cause damage much like a SCUBA diver surfacing too quickly or even Truman Burbank realizing he's merely part of The Truman Show.

This is going to (if not already has) happen to thousands, if not millions of young men (and some women) today.  You were lied to about nearly everything in life.  You were a miserable failure at it in all regards.  But once you get on track, once you see the Matrix for what it is, you can excel and succeed in it.  Soon you're changing your degree to something employable.  Next you're working a real job and a side gig to pay off your debts.  Then you're dabbling in entrepreneurship to make yourself independently employed. And before you know it you're sitting on a house where your renters are paying your mortgage.  It may take 5, even 10 years, but the speed at which you are going is literally blasting through all of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs that most normal people don't ever do in an 80 year life expectancy.  You're no longer living in the ghetto where it's unsafe and you don't know where your next meal is coming from.  You're no longer striving, working some late night job to help lower your tuition costs.  You're not slaving away at two jobs to pay down your debts.  And even soon enough you're not even answering to a boss as your contract business is doing very well.  And with enough work, effort, dedication and sacrifice, soon you "make it."  You  make it past the Maslowian "finish line" to "self actualization."  You no longer have to worry about food, clothing, shelter or money.  You can FINALLY relax and enjoy life for what it was meant to be.

But there is a problem.

You've had your nose to the grind for so long, you didn't see what was on the other side of self-actualization.  You never thought to look ahead to think what would happen at the end of the marathon.  You've been stuck in the lower stages of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, your only dream was to survive and merely get out of them.  You never contemplated what was on the "other side."  YOu always assumed that it was going to be a utopia.  A "haven" where the pilgrims or some adventurers in a movie would reach their "final destination" and all would be well.  But like many of those movies, upon arriving at their final destination, they find out it either doesn't exist, is in fact a hell, or is a dystopian nightmare, and thus the real challenge begins.

The Demons Come Out to Play

The first thing you will notice is how few people make it past this metaphorical finish line.  Yes, thousands, perhaps millions of men in our lifetimes will take the red pill, leave poverty, gain success, but it will be a small, precious percentage.  Most of the people you will have in your life will still be stuck on the propaganda hamster wheel of life.  They will think they need a big, fancy McMansion with a big fancy McMortgage.  They will need luxury items that will only put them into debt further.  They will need advanced degrees, only making it impossible for them to ever retire.  And thus they will forever be wage slaves incapable of joining you or ever operating at your level.

The second thing you'll notice is most of them will still be stuck in the matrix, being true believers in the propaganda they've been sold.  Education is freedom.  It's more important to have a luxury SUV than raise your own kids.  Your career is what defines you.  And perhaps the cherry on the brainwashing-sundae is "you're all intelligent, independent-minded people."  This will provide you VERY few genuine colleagues who can even keep up with you intellectually.  There will be very few minds you'll be able to appreciate and enjoy.  And while every one around you is mocking you for buying cheap, used cars, or being a stick in the mud, they'll wonder how you paid your house off at 40 and how you can afford to ride out to Alaska at the drop of a hat.

Third, you will be lonely.  While you have actually made it to this nirvana, the population is almost always zero.  And this can mean you're by yourself adventuring about, living your life, or surrounded by people, but having absolutely zero intellectual interest in them because they're sheep. You will attend company Christmas parties where worker drones drone on about their careers, mindless things, or how their children are going to go to an overpriced college for a worthless degree.  Your truly amazing adventure of how you undid your brainwashing, took the red pill, and achieved success becoming a truly free individual will bore them, perhaps even make them think you're a braggart, when in reality you are by far the most interesting person at that table.  And do not even bother telling people about your journey because they simply aren't interested.  They will say "that's nice" and move on to other more mundane and pop-culture topics, perhaps the latest sportsball game or what the latest Hollywood harlot tweeted.

Finally, you will have what I would consider a very watered down version of PTSD.  I don't like ascribing PTSD to people who did NOT fight in war or suffer a truly traumatic event.  But being poor for most of your youth, being brought up in a broken home, being perpetually under debt, wasting 17 years on an education that doesn't pay, and living a life founded in lies does inevitably take a psychological toll because it's a constant state of stress.  You won't notice at first because you'll be too busy plodding one foot in front of the other to win this marathon of life, but once your financial, security, and biological needs are met, your brain will actually have the time to get out of "emergency crisis mode" and look back.  And your only question will simply be "why?"  "Why did older people lie to us about our education?"  "Why did politicians tell us to love the state and socialism more than the individual and family?"  "Why did we get programmed to value our careers more than the love of life our any theoretical children we might have?" "Why did they do this to us?"  It is at this point you will realize just how much (if not all) of your youth was wasted towards tragic or at least futile ends.  It will further depress you when you realize just how much society feeds off of its young.  And remember, only a very small percentage of people will be capable of seeing this for what it is.  You will be alone with these constant reminders, like a mythical Cassandra that nobody is going to believe or listen to.

But Never Go Back

You may be tempted to go back and join the herd.  To live an ignorantly blissful life.  But this isn't The Matrix where you can be plugged back in.  Once you took that galvanizing trek to figure out the real world for what it is, and then make that arduous journey to succeed in that new real world, you cannot undo the process.  You will always see how people are screwing up.  You will always understand why people are not happy.  You will always understand why you will have so few peers.  You will not ever be able to tolerate the tedium of normal people talking ever again.  You will not be able to work in a corporate career, vainly hoping for some sort of comradery.  And you are not going to be able to go back to college to find intellectual stimulation.  The only thing that will do it, is the presence and company of equally independent-minded people who went on their own journey.  These people are precious and few.  So hold onto them when they come across your life.
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Boy Scouts Getting Sued

I like the last part.  They're getting sued by the girlscouts for allowing girls into the club.

Stay woke, go broke.

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Cappy's Bored Podcast

Random podcast I put together because I didn't want to write:


The Older Brother Podcast #31 - The "Short Guy" Episode


When dating was fun.
Dating for short guys.
Seattle and Portland people.
Chivalry is old hat.

ANDMORE

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Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Putin Was a Bad Ass

I love how the media and the world hate a man who was...well...manly.  He may not have been on the "good side"(though democrats could not masturbate enough to communist Russia or the GDR in the 80's), but there is no doubt Putin is a real man.  And not only a real man, but a judo champion and agent of the KGB.  He's a guy men can trust.  Not to NOT be a tyrant or dictator, but to be a man.  THAT is what really scares the global media left about Putin.  A man with zero fucks to give and a "go fuck yourself" attitude.  Russia has not been better served since Peter the Great.

The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment

But a step mom was available.

Saturday, December 08, 2018

Roosh Has Written the Most Pro-Female Book in History

If you don't know what it is, then you haven't been paying attention, but "Game" is the latest literary work of Roosh V, the epitomal world playboy of our time.  It has gained more attention than his other works in that this book has been banned by Amazon, Barnes and Noble, along with the author himself being deplatformed from various monopolistic and oligopolistic big tech cartel platforms.  However, Roosh has also spearheaded a new frontier in this regard making his book easily accessible in all formats, proving success needn't depend on Big Tech.

To the seasoned "Manospherian" or "Red Pill" man, there will be nothing new in "Game" that you hadn't already gleaned from either consuming red pill literature or through empiricism dating in the real world.  I could recommend it to these type of readers only on the ground you would want to help out Roosh for being censored by people and entities that do not truly understand or appreciate free speech.  But if you are new to the red pill community, or are just a young man about to embark on the pursuit of women, it is a mandatory stand alone work that improves upon his original, Bang.  "Game" is more thorough, more complete, and especially more updated in that it accounts for the real and increasing risk of women falsely accusing men of rape, rape hysteria, and a genuine hatred against men.  It also accounts for the accelerated arms-race of sorts where smart phones and social media is quickly rendering traditional women (both domestic and aboard) mass-produced, attention-addicted, NPC leftists who require exponential levels of game to be wooed.    Despite these improvements and considerations, the book is inherently flawed (by no fault of the author) as within 10 years time the goal posts of the Battle of the Sexes will invariably be moved even further left, to which insane heights I cannot even begin to fathom.  The only real complaint I have about the book is the unnecessary and overly crass segment on having sex with women on their period.  I believe Roosh is too obsessed about helping people get their notch count up, whereas I personally would sacrifice 3 or 4 extra lays if it required having sex with a woman on her period.   Overall, I give the book 4 out of 5 stars.

But here is the interesting twist.

The most interesting part of the book was not the level of experience Roosh displays in nearly every facet of dancing, dating, and doinking.  Nor is it his very precise and succinct use of the English language (which I actually did appreciate very much).  It was that he has quite literally wrote the most pro-female book I've ever read or heard of in my life.

And when I say "quite literally" I mean that in the literal sense of the words.

Roosh has written the most pro-female book ever written, and that includes anything written by feminists.

I came to this conclusion when I noticed I was becoming increasingly pained, even depressed as I read "Game."  In part it was because it reminded me of my past and just how much effort, energy, and resources I poured into chasing women (with varying levels of success).  In part it was the painstaking detail Roosh applied to every whim, desire, outcome, and variable of women and what they wanted.  In part it was the new and Orwellian countermeasures men had to take as precautions against fake rape, assault, and harassment accusations.  And it was the fact that Roosh has been at this for 15 years, reminding me of not only what he had to have gone through, but what I and millions of other men have as well.

I couldn't put my finger on it until I was almost done with the book, but the reason why I was so pained, even depressed was because it showed how Roosh, of all people, had dedicated his entire youth to making women happy.  Admittedly, this was all in the aim of getting laid.  He wasn't doing it for charity.  But the result was a man whose entire youth was living on the pins and needles, guessing, theorizing, reverse engineering, honing, calculating, identifying, and inevitably delivering on

EVERY
SINGLE
PETTY
MINOR AND MAJOR

DESIRE, WANT, AND NEED

of women.

The book could almost be read through two times in two different mind sets.  The first being a rookie kid who the book is intended for. The second, however, would be if you are an aspiring manager of only the most elite hotels and restaurants in the world..  Like a 5 star hotel or the elite Michelin restaurants, Roosh has considered, accounted for, tailored, and even predicted every possible want, need, desire, and even angle women could possibly want in nearly EVERY situation.  Of note was noticing what color her jewelry was, to crafting loose (but highly designed) questions to keep the conversation going (because, why should a woman be inconvenienced to carry on the conversation?), to changing that conversation based on country and even city, to bringing extra money to provide for the contingency the girl may not have cab fare to go back home, even going to the extents to make a woman feel comfortable having sex while on her period.  No amount of chocolates on pillows with champagne with the most awe-inspiring cityscape views could come close to the level of detail, attention, care, consideration, and service Roosh has put into making women happy.  The only difference is the hotel wants your money and Roosh wants to have sex.

This then brings up a very important philosophical question all men must ask themselves, and one I hope even veteran red pillers ask when (not if) they read this book

Are women worth this level of dedication and sacrifice?

Women may not like Roosh.  Feminists may even hate him.  But I have never seen a man dedicate this much energy, time, youth, thought, money, and psychological resources into doting on their every desire and wish.  It's laughably and unbelievably tragic this book is viewed as misogynist, when in reality it's subservient to women.  Admittedly, Roosh unlocking the secret to seducing women to such a literal formula is a lifetime achievement, and I'm not saying he wasted a second or cent of his life.  But if "Game" is what it takes to become a player and get laid, the price is simply too high for any self-respecting man.  Roosh, in a very Jesus Christ way, suffered so we don't have to.  I suggest EVERY man read "Game" so you can realize and avoid the price Roosh paid.
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Friday, December 07, 2018

The Clarey Podcast #275 - The "Cappy Dream Team" Episode


Cappy's Global Domination Dream Team.
Oprah is powerful.
Facebook bans sex.
Cappy would become a Jew if he had to choose.
Slamming on Minnesota Vikings fans.

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Leave Your Husband if He's a Republican

Or, even if he doesn't hate Trump as much as you.

Thursday, December 06, 2018

Big Tech, Worse than the FCC

Good Christ, Big Tech won't stop until everything is Rated G.

The Best of Captain Capitalism Trio

There are officially now three books where I have conveniently compiled the best posts of this blog.  The main purpose of these books is to back up some of my life's work in case Google, Amazon, or the government censors it, or just simply deletes it.  But it is also to save you time as a reader where you won't have to sift through 5,000 posts looking for the most intellectually stimulating ones.  And of course there is the profit motive which is largely my sole motivator in life.

However, I have redone the covers to all be themed around pinup girls, showcasing the talents of three different artists.  Again the primary purpose was to back up my work, not make a killing, so I wanted them to be a bit more presentable and classy, so I went with the pinup girl motif.

Regardless, whether you buy them for intellectual reasons or you just like the cover art, you can purchase them below in both paperback and kindle.  The only one that has a separate Kindle listing is "Captain Capitalism Top Shelf" which you can find here.  Certainly feel free to share and tell friends.

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The Man Who Would Not Be King

Aw, that's too bad.  Guess you won't be running for president, eh Mike?

Asshole Consulting Live #2 - Special Guest Consultant John Steele


Cappy and John Steele field questions and superchats including:

Should you buy investment property or an IRA?
Motorcycle patches and jackets.
Marrying overseas women and dating them.
Nurses, doctors, nurse practitioners, and sorta nurses.
Picking on Chad Elkins.

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Nepotistic, Spoiled Rich Kids Ain't Worth a Shit

Matter of fact, they end up costing more than they ever produced in life.

Wednesday, December 05, 2018

There are Only NPC Women to Date


Where Have All the Good Men Gone?  Well...Right Here, Madame.

The first client was a high-end programmer who was bringing in a handsome salary in Austria.  He was 33, no debt, had his own place, and was in decent enough shape to turn ahead or two.  He spent his time traveling, enjoying life, sampling various cuisines in Europe, but he also enjoyed sampling something else - Austrian women.

Not that he was dating them.  They were prostitutes.  Prostitution is surprisingly legal in an otherwise stuffy country like Austria.  And he would have one or two prostitutes a month, allowing him to satisfy his sexual urges, as well as getting a variety of women which is at the core of all male genetic programming.  He could have gotten a girl through "traditional methods," but didn't want to waste the time because it was just easier, cheaper, and higher quality, to pay $150 Euro for a tight, in shape, 20 something to show up in a cute lingerie outfit, have sex with him,...and inevitably leave without drama or antics at the end.

His problem was that he wanted to get married and knew that these girls were not the type to bring home to mom.  But every time he tried to find a quality woman, it was simply "no dice."  The majority of women he ran into were typically leftist, obsessed about their careers, had no interest in marriage, and weren't exactly marriage material either.  After a decade-and-change of failing to find wife material, he wondered if his life would be OK if he just kept sleeping with hot, lingerie-clad, 20 something prostitutes each month.  I laughingly concurred, saying such a life would be "alright," but warned him that the inevitable desire to find one quality woman and have a family would never go away.

The second client was also from Europe.  He was living in a decent flat, bought and paid for, as well as $600,000 cash.  He was also handsomely compensated bringing in over $125,000 a year, for a job he could do wherever from his laptop, and thus he traveled extensively.

Like the first client, he too inevitably wanted to know if there was more to life than just being rich, successful, well-fed, and well-traveled.  And though he did make forays into the dating market, he had been burned enough by enough ex-girlfriends that he had become increasingly skeptical of wanting to get married.  He wanted to know if there was anything else to life, and if there were any quality women to marry. I informed him "no" and "likely not, but leave a line out anyway," nudging another six-figured "good man" to leave the dating market.

The third client was today.  He was a traveling doctor.  35, in shape, no debt, regular gym attendee, and had over 30 countries stamped on his passport.  He had thoroughly enjoyed his life, his career, and his adventures.  But even this jet-setting lifestyle, afforded to him by his $500,000 salary, was getting tiring.  He wanted to know if there was more to life than living la vida loca, to which I asked, "Did you ever want to get married or was it kind of 'meh' in terms of your to do list?"  He said he wouldn't have minded, but every girl he dated in his large leftist town was (*shock*) a leftist girl, obsessed about her career, and wasn't the type of girl he would bring home to mom.  I said, "yes, this is all there is to life, unless you wanted to start a family.  But if you wanted to start a family, leave a line out, but have no hope."

There were more clients.  Matter of fact they're likely numbering double digits now.  But there is a noticeable trend where there are HIGHLY successful men, all making well above six figures, all financially stable, all in decent shape, who are looking for something more in life than just being rich and enjoying it.  Most are looking for a wife and children.  Most want to start families.  And there are no better-qualified individuals than these men to be husbands and fathers.  But when they try to find a future "Mrs. Successful," the "Wife Material Menu" is rather poor.  Matter of fact, there isn't a selection at all.  Because just like Henry Ford said you can have any color car you want as long as it was black, men can have any woman they want as a wife as long as she's an NPC leftst, because that is all that is on the market - NPC, leftist women.

The only problem?

NPC leftist women are incapable of being quality wives or mothers, and thus the quandary of all these most-eligible-bachelors.

How Many Trillions Did You Spent?

This is not a debate.  This is not me being snarky or sarcastic.  It is a very REAL fact men are facing today when it comes to marriage - that the only younger women out there to date and potentially marry up are all brainwashed, leftist, NPC women.  They ALL vote democrat.  They ALL are feminists.  They ALL put their career above everything else.  They ALL have crippling debts.  They ALL have dubious careers.  And to any man who takes having a wife and forming a family seriously, these women are simply unqualified for the job.  This isn't to say literally "all" women are like this (there are engineers, accountants, and traditional women), but the statistics are so skewed, so bad, there is effectively no choice for most men today.  I roughly estimate less than 5% of the female population are conditioned AND CAPABLE of being a wife an mother, which falls incredibly short of the 82% of men who wish to marry.  Ergo, you can have your Ford in any color you want, as long as it's black. And most men today can have wife as long as she's an NPC leftist. 

But did you ever wonder how women became so standardized, common, democrat, and (ultimately) boring?  Did you ever wonder why there's truly NO diversity in thought, life-goals, and life-philosophy among young women?  Did you ever wonder why ALL of them want a career, an education, a party-lifestyle, shoes, handbags, and none of them want a husband or children?  Well, allow me to ask you a question:

How many trillions did you spend training and programming women to be good wives and mothers?

The reason I ask this question is because while it seems absurd (why would you spend any resources programming women to be anything?), trillions have, in fact, been spent on programming, training, and ultimately indoctrinating women into becoming NPC leftists.

The K-College education industry alone has spent trillions of dollars over the past 50 years indoctrinating women to become men, putting their careers ahead of family, their educations ahead of individuals, and their politics ahead of love.  Certainly the lion's share of all education budgets since the 1960's has been dedicated towards actual education.  But if you look at the feminist indoctrination young girls received in K-College to put their careers above all else, you can in an accounting-like-sense attribute at least a couple trillion towards a clear and obvious intent to make women want to be wage-slaves, while belittling, even criminalizing being a wife and a mother.

While trillions of actual dollars have been invested in turning women into NPC, leftist, worker drones, what about the trillions of human hours also invested in conditioning women to become NPC leftists?  From teachers to guidance counselors to professors to government PSA's to media to women's magazines to women's studies departments to Jezebel and XOJane to even your own parents, it's impossible to calculate how many millions of women (and men) spent thousands of hours of their lives, promoting and propagandizing hundreds of millions of women over the past 50 years to abandon being wives and mothers and instead be good, little, obedient, debt-laden careerist NPC democrats.  Matter of fact, I can't think of a single larger expenditure of time in all of the US that comes even close to the resources we've spent conditioning women to become NPC leftists.  There has never been such a large, nation-wide, institution-wide push to form, program, and ultimately mold a people into something the powers that be want.

And I don't even know how to begin to measure the total resources spent by media, marketing, and advertisers to sell women the "empowered-don't-need-no-man-brave-executive" image all so women can buy $5,000 Prada handbags, $10,000 Chanel shoes, and $250,000 masters degree.  Be it movies showing the strong independent woman, or Silicon Valley fawning over the latest female CEO hire, or all of the MSM worshiping Hillary Clinton during the election, the entire entertainment/media/social-media world only reinforces to women today that the ONLY thing that matters is your career, your leftist politics, and your feminism.  Being a wife or a mother doesn't even come up on the radar.

Now I could go on citing other instances where resources have been purposely spent on conditioning women to become NPC's, but my larger point is how much has been spent on conditioning women to become good wives?  How many trillions in education budgets have been spent on teaching women to be good mothers?  And what institutions of our society (government, educational, media, corporate, etc.) actively promote motherhood and wifery?

And the answer is "none."  Not one cent, not one second, NOT EVEN BY THE PARENTS OF WOMEN THEMSELVES, is spent preparing, educating, explaining, or conditioning young women to be wives and mothers.

Of course, many women (being the conformist NPC leftists they are) will champion this.  They will celebrate it, pointing out that they are now officially "free" to do what they want and are no longer shackled to the evil patriarchal expectations of being a wife and mother.

But that is not the point of this article.  The point of this article is merely one of economics:

How much in resources has society spent on convincing women to be NPC leftist careerists?

vs.

How much in resources has society spent on convincing women to be good wives and mothers?

And what you will sadly conclude is that you get what you pay for.

"There are Only NPC Leftist Women on the Menu, Sir"

This is the key point I'm trying to convey to my clients of the past and any marriage-minded men of the future.  The supply of quality, marriage material women is simply not here.  There are not enough marriage-material women to go around.  And the shortage is so bad that I estimate nearly 90% of men who want to get married will have accept one of two things:

1.  You're not going to get married, or
2.  You can get married, but it will not be to a woman who puts you and the family first in her life.

Understand, this isn't because the women themselves are inherently low quality, or unqualified to be wives or mothers.  It's that we have spent NO resources training them to be either, and have instead spent trillions convincing them their careers, educations, and (ultimately) politics are more important in life.  And while I'm fully aware most women SAY they want to get married and some have kids, as I've said before;

"Getting married only requires saying 'I do.'  And having kids only requires forgetting a condom.
To be a wife and a mother takes infinitely more work, and women today have been trained in neither."

The sad truth is like sausage, rolls of sod, reams of blank white paper, most women have been purposely conditioned to become mass-produced, boring, unmentionable, unnoteworthy, borg-like NPC leftists.  It benefits the democrat party through votes.  It benefits the government through increased taxes (both via increased rates AND having women working and paying taxes as well).  And it benefits the media/corporate/college/materialist industries as women spend their money on trinkets, bobbles, handbags, and Masters in Social Work degrees.  But it will NEVER benefit a husband, children, a family, or loved ones.  And I'm not here to tell you some kind of "comeuppance" story, where women in their late 40's hit menopause and ask "where have all the good men gone" while cuddling their cats.

I'm telling you because you're my clients.  You need to know the truth.

Do not have the expectations of getting married in today's world.  The majority of women are not qualified to be mothers or wives.  They are qualified to be social workers, human resource directors, non-profit directors, CEO's, and any other form of worker drone.  But they are not capable of being a wife or a mother.

Prepare accordingly and "enjoy the decline."
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Tuesday, December 04, 2018

Older Brother Podcast #30 - The Anime Girlfriend Pillow Episode


Cappy and Adam Piggott answer more Asshole Consulting questions, including:

Losing friends because you're a Trump supporter.
Your uber Christian parents.
Dating after divorce...or not.
Your Japanese Anime Girlfriend Pillow.
How to sustain a successful society.

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Women Complaining Male Birth Control "Easier Than Theirs"

For the Patron Saint's Name of Frick...

A gel is developed that can be rubbed into a man's back that will potentially eliminate sperm.  And the response from women is to ask "why is it so hard for us to take pills every day and live the 'hell' we do?"

Honest to god boys, just get a vasectomy and never deal with this shit.

Monday, December 03, 2018

Asshole Consulting Live #1

Trying a new format where we answer a spate of Asshole Consulting requests while chit chatting and fielding superchat questions. 



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Sunday, December 02, 2018

The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment

Good lord.  The vermin of society resort to this shit if there ain't no men around and government checks are abound.  Keep going ladies.  You don't need no man fish bicycle.  I'm sure your Lysistrata dream will be a utopian and heavenly place without men.

Saturday, December 01, 2018

New Pin Up Girl Covers for the "Best of Cappy" Books

Greetings all!

After working with three artists over 5 months, I finally had the covers redone for "Captain Capitalism - Top Shelf," "Captain Capitalism - Reserved" and my new book "Love Letters to the Left."  ALL books are available on Paperback and Kindle.  You may have to search "kindle" and "paperback"as Amazon has yet to consolidate the kindle and paperback links into one listing, BUT THEY ARE AVAILABLE IN BOTH FORMATS.

The good news is that the covers showcase the talents of three different comic book artists.  One is a traditional comic book style, the other a more modern comic book style, and a third influenced by Japanese anime (though, not dictated by it).  They came out exceptionally well and I hope you enjoy them.

https://www.amazon.com/Love-Letters-Left-Capitalism-2016-2018-ebook/dp/B07KX9HMYK/ 
https://www.amazon.com/Captain-Capitalism-Reserved-Aaron-Clarey-ebook/dp/B016CX30J6/

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Friday, November 30, 2018

The Perfect Gift for the Gaming Bachelor

New sponsor and it's actually funny and clever.  It's not a "real book" but a prop that you can put on your coffee table or your bachelor pad bar titled "The Complications of a Large Penis."


Not that your date will think you have a large penis, but it is a joke and a conversation starter.  I also think it would be perfect for cocktail parties.  Consider buying it as a gag gift for Secret Santa THIS YEAR!

The Clarey Podcast #275 - The "CPA on the Thot Audit" Episode Starring Chad Elkins

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Chad Elkins joins cappy for "The Elkins Hour" which turns into The Clarey Podcast because it was that good.  Cappy and Chad talk about:

The thot audit.
Atham drank all the scotch.
Where is the Elmer Glue Factory?
Avoid women with horses.
The smoke alarm is annoying.
The MGTOW Demonetization.
Is the social media industry stagnating?
Is Silver an investment? (No it isn't)
Women's bodies...are different!
Sexworkers and their taxes.

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Thursday, November 29, 2018

My New Book is Available! "Love Letters to the Left"

Good news everyone!  My new book "Love Letters to the Left" is published and available for sale on Amazon in both Kindle and Paperback.  It is not a new work, but just a backing up of my best blog posts from 2016 to 2018 in case the Amazons or The Googles decides that my posts were not appropriate and wrong think.  This time I hired a pinup artist to draw the cover and will be redoing the other "best of" books ("Reserved and Top Shelf") in a similar manner.

If you're wondering if it's worth your while to buy it I put together a video, but here's the description if case you didn't want to sit through it:

Pour yourself a drink, light up a cigar, and get comfy in your couch as you read "Love Letters to the Left"- a "best of" compilation of Aaron Clarey's blog, Captain Capitalism. "Love Letters to the Left" diverges from previous political and economic thought in that it focuses on the underlying psychology - and psychopathy - of the left. Moving the philosophical ball forward, Clarey attempts to get the reader to stop complaining about how things should be, accept them for what they are, and realize the mental hell it must be to be a leftist. From leftists loving the government over the individual, feminists loving their careers over family, college students loving their worthless degrees over their financial futures, and worthless people substituting the cultish religion of socialism in for their soul, Clarey extracts a toll of revenge for the reader by showing what a tortured, destroyed, worthless, and mentally ill life most leftists lead. Take JOY in the fact you have love, financial success, and simple sanity while the left has none. Read "Love Letters to the Left."


Generation Spinster 2

The spinsterism will continue because career uber alles.

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

The Older Brother Podcast #28 - The "Spirit Airlines Rules" Episode

 Pin Up girls of Cappy's "best of" books.
Move the ball past Rush Limbaugh.
Thot Audit.
Activist at tent city busted for heroin dealing.
Spirit Airlines is AWESOME.
"Women Entrepreneurs."

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Monday, November 26, 2018

Thank You Terry for the Kind Review of Black Man's Guide Out of Poverty

I received a kind review of "Black Man's Guide Out of Poverty" by a nice Christian woman who took the time to read it and give her honest opinion.  Always appreciate people providing reviews and always like sending traffic back.  Check out her other reviews of books at her site, Terry's Book Obsession.

How Vagina Guarantees Communism


I am occasionally asked where the US will end up in the future and the correct answer is - Brazil.

It will be a multi-ethnic state, with a large biological mixed race class (i.e. - not Italian-Irish-German Americans, but Asian-Caucasian Americans, and Black-Latino-White Americans, etc.), and it will also represent Brazil in terms of its culture - poor, solidly second world, corrupt, endebted, and going nowhere in particular.  There will be nothing unique about the United States except its history and its form of government, and even then, the people over the generations will vote to whittle their own freedoms away, exchanging freedoms for the promise of financial security, ending with neither.  About the only thing unique about the future US is that we will have nuclear weapons (though it is debatable if we'll have the engineers to maintain them).

The question then is where will Brazil go.  Since the US is on the same path as Brazil, where will Brazil end up in 50, 100, or 200 years, as "we" are inevitably going to end up there anyway.  And I'm pretty sure the correct answer is "communism."  Not that Brazil didn't flirt with communism before.  Their last two presidents before Michel Termer were socialists, Dilma Rousseff a perfectly spoiled brat from the upper classes who turned into a marxist terrorist in her youth.  But do not be fooled, Brazil, and nearly every latin American country is slouching towards socialism, with a terminal end at communism.

The question is why.

I only say the US will be most like Brazil because of their inevitable ethnic composition.  But the general trend of countries' econonmies to move towards socialism is almost universal.  The only countries NOT moving towards communism are the Asian ones who are post-communist and are now only communism in name, but very capitalist by every other function.  So why is all of the West, all of Latin America, and I would also predict India and the Middle East moving towards communism?

Vagina.

This is not to be shocking or crass, but to be direct and as accurate as possible.  The world's democracies are moving towards communism because of vagina.  Because if you think about it vagina has always determined where the world went and how it worked.  And it isn't any different this time as vagina definitely wants to live in a communist economy.  And the reason I don't say "women" is because it is NOT solely women who are determining this.  But both women (who own the world's supply of vaginas) and men who (for the most part) will do whatever the vagina tells them, are responsible for our doomed path towards communism and the inevitable demise that awaits us all.

First, look at a quick and simple boiling down of history.

Nearly every war, battle, fight, or raid conducted in ancient times was for one thing and one thing only.  Vagina.  Yes, men fought each other because maybe we didn't like each other.  Yes, vikings would raid villages here and there to get loot, livestock, and goods.  And yes, all of European history is men (and some women) killing each other all so they could be "king/queen" which translates into "I don't have to work for a living anymore."  But don't think for a second it wasn't because vagina was at the end of it.  European men put their lives at risk to achieve such positions of power and wealth so they could fuck.  Genghis Khan wasn't going for a long western stroll for shits and giggles.  And vikings didn't sail their rickety ships across the North Sea to the UK just to steal some sheep.  They were there to pillage AND rape (your lovable Captain being a by-product of viking's pursuing vagina some 1300 years earlier).  In short, history is nothing more than the various machinations and permutated strategies of men pursuing vagina.  Yes, there are some interesting stories that occur along the way, but if you calculated the percent of calories expended by ALL men over ALL of history it would look like this:


Second, do not mock or ridicule your forefathers.  Because today you dopey guys do the exact same thing.  Oh sure, we go to college or try to establish six-figure salaried careers.  We buy sports cars and fancy houses.  And maybe we play some video games and go drinking with the guys.  But just because we're not killing each other or getting into rickety boats to go rape and pillage some town across the sea doesn't mean the chart is any different.  Nearly every single calorie of energy men spend today is on the exact same thing men of yesteryear spent all their calories of energy one - vagina.  And if we were to update the chart to modern standards it would look like this, the only noticeable difference is the introduction of "porn" where you're imagining you're pursuing vagina:



Third, do not think all this time was wasted.  The billions of men, over the millions of years, who've invested trillions of years in lives pursuing vagina did not do so in vain.  For in order to get vagina we had to compete.  And in order to compete we had to pursue excellence.  And in the pursuit of excellence, we not only worked hard, but smarter.  The ultimate consequence of which is civilization.

The reason you're reading this article right now on an electrical device, powered by electricity, over 7,000 miles away from the author is because MEN discovered and invented the technologies to make it possible.  And the only reason men did these things was because they wanted vagina.

Developing iron into bronze resulted in stronger swords and armor that would lead to vagina.
Guns were developed so we might shoot men from far, far away at a safe distance so we could steal their vagina.
Mastering electricity, taming it to our will to creating light out of the darkness would enrich us to attract vagina.
And building skyscrapers, sports cars, fancy clothes, McMansions and the world's entire infrastructure to build the upon was merely adornment to make the world look pretty, so girls might give us their vagina.

Yes, even those nerds in Silicon Valley who never hit the gym, believed (foolishly) that working hard in software engineering so you can have a new app on your new phone (cough cough - invented by men), making their magical "six figs" a year ONLY DO SO because....

vagina.

Without women and without vagina men would still be in caves, eating saber tooth tiger meat, running around in loin clothes, maybe getting the muster to beat one another with clubs.  But, "meh" why bother?  There's no vagina.

The larger point is that men and their unrivaled physical and intellectual resources are predominantly only mobilized by vagina.  They will kill other men.  They will enslave themselves to costly college degrees.  They will waste their lives on pointless careers.  All for the PROMISE (not guarantee) of vagina.  Thus, the world's most powerful resource is at the command and control of vagina.

Enter in two more variables - women's suffrage and women's psychology.

Until very recently in the grand scheme of human history, women did not have a say in how society was governed.  It was largely a world of "might and technological advancement makes right," and whoever was the best got the vagina.  Of course, it wasn't as crude as that.  Society did come up with some laws and rules that protected their women.  Rape was outlawed.  You couldn't steal another man's wife.  And though these cultures were truly patriarchal, there were provisions for the protection and interest of women.  But inevitably western civilization evolved to the point where the people governed themselves.  And inevitably the voting franchise was passed onto women as well.  And when that happened, what was once a balanced "ying yang," "supply demand," societal equilibrium, turned into a skewed, unbalanced one, where vagina (not "women" again mind you) was solely in command of nearly all the power.

Women control vaginas.  Vaginas control men.  And thus, for the most part, women for the first time in human history, control society.

When you combine this power with women's psychology, you can start to see why the US is heading towards Brazil, and the world towards communism.  It is women's inherent psychological nature to prefer security over all else.  They want a secure source of food.  They want a secure source of housing.  They want a secure environment to protect themselves and their children.  And if that costs them a little bit more in taxes or we take away people's guns, so be it.  The country would be safer AND more secure.  And whereas in the past this security was largely provided by their husbands and local community, with right to vote, women quickly realized they can merely vote this in at the federal and state levels of government.  That, yes, "Bob the Husband" was a good mechanic who made a decent $55,000 a year, but Barack Obama commanded TRILLIONS of dollars in government money.  Yes, "Phil the programmer" did make a handsome $75,000 a year, but he couldn't offer free housing, education, and health care like Governor Dayton did.  Matter of fact, why compromise yourself with a husband at all?  With the power to vote and the power of vagina, you could have the government implement a Julia like "cradle to grave" program that would guarantee every economic need and wish, at no cost to you.  And then there's the fringe benefit that you could have as many sexual suitors as you pleased, as many children as you pleased, without the albatross of a husband or the labor necessary to support such a family.

Sorry, the government just offers a WAY better economic deal than individual men.

Unfortunately, that economic deal is what's called "communism" where everything is free.  And if you have the logic and common sense of a 5th grader, you can figure out why communism ultimately results in an abject failure of an economy, with a couple hundred million starved corpses to boot.  You would like to think men are smart enough to realize communism is a bad thing, but here is where the power of vagina is truly displayed.

Men don't care if they live in a communist country or not.
Men don't care if the grocery shelves are empty or not.
Men don't care if their tax rate is 100% or not.

Vagina is so powerful it forces men's little heads to override the big ones, and so you have men voting for socialism because they think it will get them "vagina."


Of course, this is not all men.  Some men are in the red pill community, gone ghost, or did their time ne'er to return again.  But this group of men are squarely in the minority.  Because for every "red pilled man" there is a score, if not, hundreds of men voting for the democrat party because they think it will lead to vagina.  And the younger men are, the more powerful their hormones are, which means future generations of "men" will increasingly vote for their own slavery via communism.  It's so bad, I've peered behind the curtains of some of the presumedly most ardent, conservative, libertarian, masculine, traditionalist men, only to see wifey-poo COMPLETELY in command of the family, its budget, and its politics, with the man's balls thoroughly ensconced in her purse.  It's why the republican party is largely inept and is why the word "cuck" exists.

But whereas you think this phenomenon is going to be strictly relegated to the west, where women have the power of the vote and the vagina, think again.  Because feminism+vagina+suffrage is a franchise that's being exported all over the world.  In latin America women have already voted for socialism, preferring a relationship with the state over an individual man.  You can take a look at any one of the number of pictures of the "caravan" making their way to the US and you will only see ringless single mothers with their children, never a father to be seen.  And don't think it's just naive, low IQ trailer trash who forgot to use a condom.  There is also a very conscious, intellectual feminist movement that hates men, traditionalism, and would love nothing more than to replace men with the state in latin America.  Sadly, like most men, the Latinos just grin and bear it.

And before you mock Latinos, may I point out the second largest population in the world - India - where feminism is making great strides.  I've never seen such a rapid transition of a culture from traditionalism to a new culture - economic, political, sexual, or not.  Western men may be "cucked," but east Indian men seem to be taking the gold in this olympic event. 

Even countries that were once traditionally considered "traditional" are rapidly being converted to feminist-democracies where it's only a matter of time before vagina turns them into communist states.  Roosh V has noticed this trend where the introduction of smart phones and social media has taken entire cultures of women who were once looking to have a traditional, stable, nuclear family, and westernized them into "empowered feminist women" who jack up the price of their vagina to a "vote for women," which again is just a vote for communism.

Many of you would then look to the Middle East thinking a religion like Islam would inoculate and vaccinate a country against feminist-led communism.  And even here, I am sad to inform you, that vagina is a MUCH MORE powerful force than religion.  This is in part where I've have some personal dealings with some Muslim communities (shock- they drink booze and like vagina!).  But it is more so due to American media, Hollywood, and the internet.  Because while Mohammed may have made some compelling cases in the Koran to follow the life of a good Muslim, Hollywood has done a much better job of marketing the big-boobed, American blond, who craves sex and is bubbly and happy.  And if given the choice, the majority of Muslim men will abandon Mohammed for this propagandized pussy. 

Finally, if you have concerns that all these non-western cultures invading the west is going to be a free-for-all where they come here to "steal and rape our weeeemin," think again.  Because this isn't a western movie where the lone settlers have to man up and protect their women folk from the on-coming banditos.  Remember, the women-folk have voted in a VERY large state with a VERY large police and military force.  Worse, the have got the entire country walking on pins and needles where a mere false accusation can land men in jail.  A socially awkward approach can cost a man his job.  And like the sheep they are, women have managed to corral men into "diversity and sensitivity training" programs at work, school, and college.  It's so bad men need to learn how to protect themselves against the false accusations of women more than getting a date and starting a family.  And if Pablo tries to grope a girl on the dance floor, Ali tries to ban his wife from driving, or Punjab asks Suzie out at work, the entire police/military/judicial force will come crashing down on them and punish them.  And these men will accept it.

You want to know why?

Because Muslims will give up their religion,
Latinos will give up their machismo,
Whites will give up their wealth,
and Asians will give up their traditions,

because they value vagina over all those things.

In the end, what has traditionally made all cultures great, productive, and advancing will be redirected towards being supplicant, obedient, and merely "voting the right way."  Men, with their unlimited energies, strengths, intelligence, and innovation will no longer use those things to create greatness, excellence, and accomplishment in society in an attempt to woo and impress women.  They will instead, as they are trained to do in school, college, and the media, parrot talking points and merely "vote for women."  It will not be their deeds that are rewarded, but their beliefs.  And because they will be told having the politically correct opinions, thoughts, and beliefs will get them vagina, they will cease being real men and instead become...well...the limp-wristed, pansified, hipster, leftist millennial "men"they've become today.  The fact they're going to vote for, and usher in, communism is almost an inconsequential after-thought when you consider just what a loss it will be to society when men cease being men.
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Sunday, November 25, 2018

An Argument on Why You Can Bang Married Liberal Women

This is easily one of the best podcast episodes I have listened to.  Not because of it's salacious nature.  Nor because of the drama and colorful characters involved.  But because The Great One makes the argument that if leftists are going to insist on destroying the nuclear family then what does it matter if you bang a liberal person's wife?

The complete abdication of morals, virtue, morality and certainly family kind of calls into question the validity of any leftist people getting married.  You're OK with stealing people's money.  You mock and ridicule religions (where marriage hails from).  You're against nuclear families.  And you love the state over individuals.  What moral obligation do people have to honor the marriages of liberal people?

I know there's a whole emotional and polite argument, but The Great One does pose an interesting philosophical, moral, and logical counterargument.  Certainly one that makes taking leftists marriages seriously.

Thursday, November 22, 2018

Christians are Pussies

I hate "Christians" like this.  Their virtue signalling is more important than their child.

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Older Brother Podcast #27 - The "Lord Spoke to Me" Episode

Stinky bums and TEEEAAACHERSSSSS ruin Cappy's morning coffee.
The "Lord told Cappy to hike the Calico Basin and eat ice cream."
Cappy gets a fitbit solely for bragging rights.
Cappy must defeat "Space Marcus."
Old men know what the meaning of life is - to bust the balls of other men.

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Where is the Football on this Feminist Field?

This was a request for Asshole Consulting, but I found it very useful in that it clarifies precisely where we are when it comes to feminism, how far it's come, and what ramifications it has for both men and women.  Men's understanding of feminism is both about 5 years behind where it is AND, consequently, underestimate the ramifications that position has today.  Women are completely clueless about where feminism is, but that has always been the case. Hope you enjoy.


There are No Posts Because I'm Having Fun

Cappy escaped the cold, snowy, 8 degree doldrums of Minnesota to escape and Enjoy the Decline.  Upon arriving in Vegas, he proceeded to immediately have fun and shirked all of his duties, bar Asshole Consulting.  He had some friends visit him, including that no good dirty Mexican Agent in the Field, Atham, as well as that no good dirty Jewish Agent in the Field, Seth Hymes of In Demand Careers.com.

Posts will return to normal upon when Cappy feels like it.