Just fire anyone who doesn't show up for work on that day. These noisy idiots need a lesson on their value and replaceability. Or, better yet, McDonalds should conveniently announce they are dumping a few hundred million dollars into researching total restaurant automation.
Mackey D's thoughtfully has installed these at nearly every US location where they're needed, as in the locations where they'll fuck up your order if you even look at them like they're going to fuck up your order.
They'll still fuck up your order occasionally, but there's proof on the receipt that it wasn't your fault that they fucked up your order.
That's nice, but you can also customise your order ...
I did not know that there was such a thing as an Egg McMuffin with white cheddar on it ... although the salty fake cheese on the original actually tastes better.
Want it without the pig products on it, either the pig sausage or the cured pig hock slice that claims dubious Canadian heritage? It's easy to do with the kiosk, but most of the not-worth-even-ten-bucks-an-hour cashiers would fuck up this simple request.
So go ahead #MeToo fuckers, doom more of Mackey D's cashiers to being replaced by kiosks.
The kiosks are better and give me a lot less attitude about order customisations.
If you're listening McDonald's, if you can automate some of the cooking process and tie it into the kiosks, I'd like my Egg McMuffin eggs so the yolk's moderately jellied inside ...
Perhaps there are some further attitude improvements to be had behind the coffee machines.
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I stop in at McDonald's once every few months or so (just to remind myself why I stopped eating there in the first place).
Just fire anyone who doesn't show up for work on that day. These noisy idiots need a lesson on their value and replaceability. Or, better yet, McDonalds should conveniently announce they are dumping a few hundred million dollars into researching total restaurant automation.
Any excuse will do for your Average Lazy Fucker.
I'm making an honest effort to eat clean these days. Their grilled chicken sandwiches and yogurt parfaits are nice.
Been to a Mackey D's with kiosk ordering lately?
Mackey D's thoughtfully has installed these at nearly every US location where they're needed, as in the locations where they'll fuck up your order if you even look at them like they're going to fuck up your order.
They'll still fuck up your order occasionally, but there's proof on the receipt that it wasn't your fault that they fucked up your order.
That's nice, but you can also customise your order ...
I did not know that there was such a thing as an Egg McMuffin with white cheddar on it ... although the salty fake cheese on the original actually tastes better.
Want it without the pig products on it, either the pig sausage or the cured pig hock slice that claims dubious Canadian heritage? It's easy to do with the kiosk, but most of the not-worth-even-ten-bucks-an-hour cashiers would fuck up this simple request.
So go ahead #MeToo fuckers, doom more of Mackey D's cashiers to being replaced by kiosks.
The kiosks are better and give me a lot less attitude about order customisations.
If you're listening McDonald's, if you can automate some of the cooking process and tie it into the kiosks, I'd like my Egg McMuffin eggs so the yolk's moderately jellied inside ...
Perhaps there are some further attitude improvements to be had behind the coffee machines.
Women are going to stop getting hired. They're digging their own salvation. Back to the kitchen skanks! It's where they belong
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