Tuesday, September 13, 2005

I'll Say it Again, Lefties Ain't as Attractive as the Righties


Seems nobody is missin' a meal in Crawford.

7 comments:

Diane said...

*Smiles Sweetly*

Are you saying that these women are fat?

JTapp said...

I don't know, bro... I visited Crawford and saw quite a few hot college tree huggers.
The Bush supporters I saw were Bikers for Bush, and their women were downright scary...

Captain Capitalism said...

Not fat, but certainly too overweight for my tastes.

doinkicarus said...

i can just see, the little plastic cup full of water on the dashboard of my jeep-- the water is rippling rythmically, deliberately---The T-REX is coming!


or it's just Sheehan & al.


but seriously. large women need loving too. Maybe a slightly larger 22 year old would be within my range, but I'm certainly not going to be out and about just scrogging the random 40 year old liberals.

Diane said...

These women are not overweight in any way shape or form.

They are wearing baggy shirts, and unflattering pants that give them the appearance of overly thigh thighs.

For instance, pink-t-shirt in front: Horizontally stripped skirt, with a cut mid-calf makes her ass look huge, and does everything to disguise the shape of her legs.

Woman in light blue and kaki: Baggy clothing. If she does have a waist you can’t see it in those clothes! The cut of her kakis make her look like she has elephant legs with no natural shape. And she is the “biggest” of the women there!

The woman behind. Black pants, very good. But can you tell it those are fat rolls, or an overly large T-shirt that bunches up in inopportune places.

These women weight between 115-130lbs, assuming average heights. Not fat. Just horribly dressed. Doubt me? Your “Russian Babe” looks about the same size. Dress her in some of these oversized outfits and she’d look the same.

I weight 115, I’m five eight, and when I first got to college, everyone thought I was fat, because I dressed “hippy”. The translation: You look huge, and your figure is disguised in rolls of clothing that are easily mistaken for rolls of fat. I also had large tits, but because my shirt was so loose, you couldn’t tell there was no stomach underneath. They thought I was fat, when my measurements were, in fact, 35, 24, 35.

Captain Capitalism said...

Got any pictures from college????

Dave Marshall said...

Obviously. I mean, Ann Coulter is a freakin fox.

And, like, obviously this is the most important factor, too.