As you know I am part Irish. And I find these jokes INSENSITIVE AND INSULTING! No, just kidding, I'm actually quite secure in my Irish-hood. Actually, if you have any, certainly please feel free to send them my way. St. Patrick's day is only 186 days away. Need to start preparing for it now.
Here's your joke;
So Paddy asks Murphy, "Why do SCUBA divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which Murphy replies, "Well if they fell forward they'd still be in the frickin' boat."
Thus concludes your recession medicine for the day.