Want some fun excitement and craziness in your day!?
Want to be the cool guy on the block that impresses all the girls???
Want to be able to be the one kid in the entire college that might actually know what he or she is talking about?
Then learn your corporate tax rates!
Yes, corporate tax rates!
It's what all the cool young hipsters are learning!
On a more serious note, sadly corporate taxes are the silver bullet to end this recession. You eliminate them you not only bring a flood of investment and capital into the US, but you also immediately boost stock prices and recapitalize people's pensions, 403b's, 401k's, IRA's.
But who wants any of that icky stuff when we can blame corporations for all of our problems?