I have managed to "temporarily" escape my "captors" and will soon be held hostage again.
However, I was sent this piece that mandated I break free and write about it.
Ahhhh, Minnesota. Ignorance and naivete gets hit upside with reality.
If only, IF ONLY there was some guy, who maybe graduated from the U of MN, a home boy hero that could have (literally) singlehandedly saved the state economy.
But no, no such man existed. Besides, you all wanted to invest you money with the Tom Petters and Denny Heckers of Minnesota. You know those up and coming "businessmen" who frequently made the front pages as hometown heroes.
On a related side note, it just keeps getting better and better. We don't have a professional sports team in South Dakota.
Hey, you Minnesotans and Dayton voters, you crazy kids enjoy that decline!