Regular Cappy Cap readers will already be familiar with the chart below, but as a refresher, the chart below shows you what's called the "dividend yield." This is the rate of return you can expect from dividends as a percent of the stock price. The reason this is important is because the ONLY real return you get from a stock is dividends. The ONLY thing a stock pays a shareholder is dividends. The ONLY reason you should invest in a stock (long term) is dividends.
And thanks to trillions of dollars flooding the market, you now get a WHOPPING 2% rate of return through dividends!
Bullets and Rumpleminze would make for a better (and more fun) investment.