Sunday, May 20, 2012

The Sexual Attractiveness of Liberal "Men"

I have a long and lengthy theory about the socio-sexual-psychological-etc. of liberal men.


But the very short version is they're not attractive.

14 comments:

suyts said...

I'm not sure, is that what they mean by "metrosexual"?

FSK said...

Protesters and rioters tend to be idiots. A protest accomplishes nothing, other than making the protesters feel a little better.

"Let them protest all they want, as long as they pay their taxes."

Anonymous said...

I can hear the girlie scream from 1500 miles away.

Anonymous said...

Is that ...thing... a man? I suppose he could have an X and a Y chromosome.

sisterbrat said...

"wow. I gotta get me some of that, stat!"

hehehe. I can't believe I typed that with a straight face. Snort.

I see pics of men like him and celibacy really aint that hard, y'know?

The Great and Powerful Oz said...

I can't be as harsh as a lot of the other folks here. When I graduated from high school I was 6'2" and 125 pounds. I can relate to being an awkward beanpole of a young man. Until I was in my mid-40s, I was unable to buy stuff off of the "normal" sized rack at the clothing store.

Anonymous said...

Too all the idiots: We cannot choose the body we are born with, we can work to improve it, but at the end of the day, unless you're willing to go under the knife, or focus all your energy on changing your body, you're pretty much stuck with it.

I have a skinny frame but I work out regularly. My arms have bulked out a bit, but you cannot tell that I'm actually in decent shape until I take my shirt off.

If you hit it big with the genetic lottery, good for you. The rest of us have to work with what we have.

Also, what does him being a liberal have to do with it? I can show you some butt ugly conservatives if you like?

Captain Capitalism said...

1. BS "you're born with the body you're given." You can work out and change your diet and that will work for 95% of the population.

2. Did I say "all" or 100% of liberals are ugly and "all" or 100% of conservatives are hot?

No. There are ugly conservatives. However, on average, liberal men are less attractive than conservative men. I'll post the theory why later.

Arch said...

That's what happens to men when they don't eat meat.

Anonymous said...

BS "you're born with the body you're given." You can work out and change your diet and that will work for 95% of the population.

Ok. I come from an Indian background, and pretty much every Indian guy I know who has a athletic body, such as the ones on male Bollywood stars, has his body as his #1 focus. For those of us who work out to stay in shape but don't have it as their #1 focus, we're almost all more on the slim side. But that's compared to your average European I guess.

Did I say "all" or 100% of liberals are ugly and "all" or 100% of conservatives are hot?

"The Sexual Attractiveness of Liberal "Men""


Your title makes it a blanket statement. You'd need to change it to "The Sexual attractiveness of a Liberal Man" or "The General Attractiveness of Liberal Men" for it not to cover all liberal men. It's like if I created a post that said "The average intelligence of Republicans" and then posted the IQ test of the dumbest damn Republican I could find.

Anonymous said...

Is that a vuvuzela in his pocket or....

Captain Capitalism said...

Yes, yes it is. Which makes me just want to break his twiggy little arms more.

Anonymous said...

http://apopandagumshield.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/monson.jpg?w=600&h=399

the man in the pic:http://mmajunkie.com/news/1646/jeff-monson-ultimate-fighting-anarchist.mma

google jeff monson + anarchist

Anonymous said...

Conservative men have money and education while liberal men don't. They're wimpy losers who can't provide.