My Dad and some uncles did prison time, and the older I get, the more hospitable prison seems.
You get three meals a day. You don't have to pay bills. You don't have to work or look for a job. You get plenty of time to workout, read, study. You get to watch TV, listen to radio, etc. You get medical care and a nearly guaranteed job.
It doesn't sound bad, but you want to make sure you commit a white collar crime so you get sent to one of those Club Med prisons, not one of those Federal PITA prisons with the gangrape.
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My Dad and some uncles did prison time, and the older I get, the more hospitable prison seems.
You get three meals a day.
You don't have to pay bills.
You don't have to work or look for a job.
You get plenty of time to workout, read, study.
You get to watch TV, listen to radio, etc.
You get medical care and a nearly guaranteed job.
In some ways it doesn't sound so bad.
I live in a dumblib state with no death penalty for murder. The silver haired mooches can just kill someone. Easy Peasey :-)
Note to Cappy:
You assume that CONUS is not a prison system, sea to sea, already. Yet facts are not in evidence to support the assertion.
It doesn't sound bad, but you want to make sure you commit a white collar crime so you get sent to one of those Club Med prisons, not one of those Federal PITA prisons with the gangrape.
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