Thursday, May 28, 2009

Your Captain Has Failed

Unbeknownst to all of you your Captain had entered a competition for charity called "One Man Minneapolis." It was sponsored by Absolut Vodka and was essentially a "most eligible bachelor competition."

I qualified for the first round which necessitated a professional photoshoot, however, I unfortunately did not make it to the second round. That being said, the photos of your lovable adorable Captain are available for your entertainment (my female friends say 43, 44 and 79 are the best), and if you happen to be in the Minneapolis area, the competition still goes on.

Also, permit me (should you ever have the need for a professional photographer) to endorse Ingrid Wertmann. Not only is she a professional, but she is also quite witty, funny and personable. You would do yourself a good service getting her to meet your photography needs.

8 comments:

MTGirl said...

I like:

#25 - "Suuure, I'll get right on the paperwork for the Dairy Queen theme park loan. Yup, right away."

#27 - "These aren't my pants"

#69 - "I swear to god I'm going to beat you to death with your own nameplate one of these days."

and 36 and 71 for non-serious ones.

Pretty impressive. Although exactly how did you get talked into doing a photoshoot at a carwash? (#10) Are there some wet shirt and skivvy photos somewhere we're not privy to? Do female Economists have skin mags?

Anonymous said...

You carry the suit well and are fine figure of a man, and judging fromth blog are funny and smart too.

As to the grungies... no accounting for taste, I suppose.

Nice photo's Sir.


I'm curious who beat you.

Anonymous said...

But you are so handsome.

Anonymous said...

That's not appropriate clothing for camping, or other outdoors activities. It looks like it's all cotton.

Hot Sam said...
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Captain Capitalism said...

Something tells me that there was something other than looks that decided this one. In the meantime, yes, correct, I could not have beaten Hans...except maybe in a Waltz-off or something.

Hot Sam said...
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dtrum said...

I recently saw the 90's movie Twister on TV. You and Todd Field must have been seperated at birth. Todd plays a crew member of tornado hunters in the movie, which also somehow fits the Indiana Jones theme that you like so much. Go google him and take a look.