Many thanks to Sidewinder77 for posting to reddit.
This is a reminder that the Captain fully endorses his Lieutenants to forward, mention, e-mail, post to Reddit, etc., any of his articles, postings, books or papers. And even though Reddit is basically more or less a 20 something leftist site, any traffic is good traffic.
Plus, how else is the Captain going to attain Drudgereport-like status so he can sit on a beach and write far far away with Jennifer Aniston serving him Rumpleminze as we converse with each other;
Captain - "Dear, isn't it wonderful living off of my wise investments into Aussie dollars?"
Jennifer - "Yes, my sexy, libertarian stud muffin, it is. I just find your ability to predict and yet at the same time, enjoy the decline enamoring. Another shot of Rumpie?"
Captain - "Why yes my darling. Wait, isn't that the same bikini you wore last week? And how do you manage to walk in the sand with heels?"
Jennifer - "Oh, I practiced before you picked me up in your personal F-18 Super Hornet. I think I have it down. Can I pull out the 60" LCD screen, the surround sound stereo system onto the beach, rig it all up and throw Kelly's Heroes in the DVD for you?"
Captain - "Oh sure, what the heck."
5 comments:
Good to know that success hasn't gone to your head.
Jennifer Aniston? meh!
She's on the cusp of leathery cougardom. Surely you can do better.
Oh, I practiced before you picked me up in your personal F-18 Super Hornet.
The good kind of Rhino...
I agree with Sedulous though, you could do much better than Jennifer Aniston. Why not find a pretty girl?
WHA????
What is wrong with you guys?????
What is wrong with Jennifer Aniston?
I mean, if you are some young punk yoots in your 20's then, yeah, sure you go chase the Megan Foxes around. But geesh! Aniston? Heels? Beach? F-18? not hot??
Mercy, what is happening to the youth of America!
You kids nowadays with your texting and
video games.
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