Don't bother with college. Live on the cheap. Avoid children, avoid a house you can't afford. Find some construction job somewhere. Avoid office politics. Avoid college debt. All the extra free time and savings and commensurate fun
Endebt yourself for the next decade, get a degree that won't get you a job, but if you get a masters AND 47 industrial certifications, you can "battle for a $35,000/yr office job" where you get to deal with politics, crushing government regulations and the constant fear one of those other college-educated employees with their sense of entitlement will take umbrage to a conversation they were not part of, filing a harassment complaint.