I find global warming "cute" because it's not only something the left gets excited about, but many people on the right and in libertarian spheres get excited about it too. Specifically, people on the right think it's all BS and libertarians think it's real and wonder how I (an otherwise rational, logical, empirical human being) don't believe in it.
Well, here (links to MP3).
The entire argument for global warming hinges on this convenient statistic that 97% of scientists believe in man-induced global warming. Only problem is that statistic is pure bunk and made up. Now the lesson to learn from this is one of when to ignore data and let pure, simple logic (not to mention cynicism in your fellow man) determine your position on different things.
If you just trusted your gut and looked at this global warming thing for what it was, it would have become very apparent that it was all a scam. It was just a racket.
1. Leftists at all levels of government creating a problem out of thin air
2. That the only solution is more government and taxes
3. Wherein the people who could determine if there was a problem were all compensated on there being a problem
4. With holes in research and methodologies, not to mention completely fabricated data
5. With predictions and computer models failing to predict the past and future
6. Oh, and yeah, don't forget about the "brand new religious" element that the mindless sheeple can follow where they can buy indulgences and give their meaningless lives "value" by claiming "they're going green."
The real story about the global warming hoax is just what a high percentage of the west's population is easy marks and fall for this huckster bullshit. That they lack such basic common sense to identify a scam like this, if not race to sop it up, shows just how far gone this society is and that it is going to get what it precisely deserves.
Regardless, my point is that this one was so obvious you didn't have to waste your time pulling data, pointing to research, and highlighting shoddy methodologies. All you had to say was "it's a scam and you're a dupe." Because in all honesty, people who believe in global warming choose to believe in it and will never be convinced otherwise. Alas, why waste your time or get riled up about global warming? It's just the newest state-endorsed religion for the sheep.